Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YEAH, HE'S BEEN A LITTLE OFF HIS GAME LATELY.

AND YOU CAN FILL ME IN ON WHAT I MISS.

OKAY, HE'S HAD ENOUGH.

THEY'LL EAT IT.

AND THERE ARE A FEW TEMPORARY THINGS YOU COULD TAKE.

I'VE NEVER SEEN RORY BEHAVE LIKE THAT.

ANYHOW, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW.

I'VE BEEN MIXING BLACK ASH WITH THE RUNNY EGGS.

MAKE POLITE CHITCHAT ABOUT THE ROAST DUCK WITH THE MAID --

THANKS FOR THE COFFEE.

DO WE WAKE HER UP?

I ASKED YOU ABOUT THAT MUSEUM EARLIER

SO IT'S JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT, NICE AND FLAT.

WHERE SHE CHEWS ON KRIS KRISTOFFERSON'S LIPS.

HOW CLANDESTINE COULD IT BE?

THE SITUATION WAS WEIRD.

OW! RAT BASTARD!

AND I KNOW THAT YOU COULD CARE LESS,

IS SOMETHING WRONG?

IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU HAVE ZACH.

NOW I HAVE TO LEARN GREEK.

BUT YOU WANT TO GO DANCING.

ANYWAY, THESE STRAWBERRIES ARE WONDERFUL.

REALLY, IT'S NOTHING.

ABSOLUTELY, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT

I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT LUKE'S CHEESEBURGERS FOR A MONTH.

* NO MORE HIS EAGER CALL

IT MADE MY EARS POP.

THERE ARE NO GOOD JOBS AT YALE, AND I'D TAKE ANYTHING.

IF YOU'D JUST GOTTEN TO ME SOONER.

I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHANTELLE.

LORELAI, IT'S YOUR MOTHER. I --

AND YOU'RE A GUY, AND I'M A GIRL,

LIKE THAT'S A CLUE?

* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *

PEOPLE LOVE HORSES.

I CAN'T LET YOU BECOME THE SPINSTER ON THE COUCH.

SHE'S BETTER NOW. SHE JUST GOT HER NEW NOSTRIL LAST WEEK.

WOW. OKAY, FAST.

I'M NOT GONNA USE IT. YOU SHOULD USE IT FOR GAS.

SINCE I'M NOT GOING TO FRIDAY-NIGHT DINNER TONIGHT

I'M GONNA COVER THE BOOKS YOU BOUGHT FROM ANDREW.

SHE APPARENTLY WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

AND THEN I TRIED TO SNEAK OUT

NOW, DID THEY SEEM HUNGRY?

AND STUPID LITTLE FLOWERS DRAWN IN POWDERED SUGAR

I HAVE TO GET EXTRA TRASH BAGS FOR THE DINER.

LORELAI, YOU JUST HUNG UP --

So we're just supposed to accept the fact

YOU NEED TO TALK TO HER AND TELL HER THAT THIS BEHAVIOR IS NOT --

OH, WELL, SEPTEMBER WILL PROBABLY WORK.

I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE SELLING THIS PLACE,

WHAT IS MUD PIE?

SEEMS AS THOUGH THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.

AND I'M DOWN TO MY "GIVE BUSH A WEDGIE" T-SHIRT.

TERRIFIC.TERRIF.

YOU CAN SEE ME ANY TIME YOU WANT, DAD.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

WHO DIDN'T GROW UP IN MY HOUSEHOLD.

HI, KID. HOW'D YOU KNOW WE'D BE HERE?

AND I AM TAKING YOU OUT, AND YOU BETTER LOOK HOT.

BECAUSE MY ANKLES ARE COMPLETELY SWOLLEN

I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW.

HOW'S THE INVENTORY COMING?

NO, NOT A CONTEST. YOU ALREADY WON.

I MEAN, NOTHING ELSE STUCK. NOTHING.

THIS COULD BE A DORMANT HOBBY.

YOU'RE RIGHT, GRANDMA.

AND THEN I MOVED OUT, AND I LIVE WITH TWO GUYS.

JUST A LITTLE PAST MY BEDTIME IS ALL.

WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS READY TO...

WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

WELL, JUST A LITTLE.

COULD YOU PASS THEM TO ME, RORY?

THE DEDUCTIBLE ALONE --

I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT COMING HOME ON SPRING BREAK.

YOU'LL GET MARRIED. YOU'LL HAVE SEX.

HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN, ZACH?

* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *