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WELL, SHE WAS UPSET, DAD.
I NETFLIXED ALL THREE "STAR IS BORNs".
MY GOD, THIS IS A BOSSY PLACE.
AND HE'S TREATING YOU WELL.
NOT SO. I KNOW THE STORY.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I AGREE WITH IT.
MOST OF THEM HAVE BEEN
OR IF OPRAH DECIDES TO GET MAD AT BEEF AGAIN.
YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND A LITTLE SLUTTY.
WITH HER YOURSELVES.
I WANNA GET A LOAD GOING BEFORE I GO TO GRANDMA'S.
AND LOW BLOOD SUGAR ORGANIZATION FOR TINY CHILDREN,"
TWO RUM BALLS COMING UP.
I KNOW. I SAW YOUR BUMPER STICKER.
SO...WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT FELL OFF WHEN I KICKED IT. SOMETHING WRONG?
* BA BA BA-BA BA BA
GIVE YOUR COAT TO ELIZA.
NO PROMISES.
YOU KNOW, IF BY CHANCE YOU DECIDED
IT'S THE "RENO 911!" SHORT SHORTS.
IT MAKES MY LUNGS HURT.
WHAT TOWN ARE WE PAINTING FIRST?
DUE TO THE SNOW... AND...RIGHT.
DID IT INVOLVE A FORK?
OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THIS STUFF I THINK IS MEAT LOAF!
IS IT GREAT?
It made a shape like Peter Gabriel's big bloated head
IN CASE THERE'S A BAD TOMATO CROP
BUT NOT NOW, OKAY?
THAT'S A PERFECT PLAN.
OH, THAT'S NICE. MOM.
YEAH? WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
I WANT TO GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT EVERYTHING,
SHE DOESN'T NEED TO DO THAT, EMILY.
IF YOU DON'T CALL IT, YOU DON'T GET IT.
HE'S EXTREMELY WELL-READ.
AND WITH PEPPERONI AND EXTRA CHEESE, LOOK OUT.
HOW? HOW?
HEY, GRANDMA DID THIS. YOU DIDN'T.
YEAH, COOL.
SOUNDS PERFECT.
I'LL HEAT UP SOME SCONES TO GO WITH IT.
MEANING LUKE.
I OPENED THE BOTTLE THIS AFTERNOON,
NO, I MEAN -- YES, THAT, TOO --
Logan: Hello?
YOU KNOW I CARE FOR YOU, RIGHT?
THAT THEY'LL SEE ME SOON.
AND TOMORROW I WILL PUT A NEW POLICY TOGETHER FOR YOU.
THIS ISN'T YOU.
CLEANING UP.
OH, DAD! HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
I DIDN'T GO TO DINNER. SHE WENT ANYHOW.
SCONES.
I THOUGHT I'D HUNKER DOWN WITH SOME FABULOUS FOOD
WHEN YOU GET A MOMENT, I'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.
THANKS.
WHAT?
THIS IS MY "TO BE WRITTEN DOWN" PILE,
RIGHT WHEN IT'S STARTING. OH, GOT IT.
NO, I'M GONNA BE KNITTING TOILET PAPER COZIES TILL 3:00,
DON'T BRING UP MOM.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE,
ANY TIME.
HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?
I AM GETTING KIND OF HUNGRY.
AND I WOULD FORGET THAT YOU BROKE UP MOM AND LUKE?
YOU COULD BE HERE WITH ME TO SEE IT YOURSELF.
AND ASKED HER TO TAKE THE KIDS
* I WILL FOLLOW
LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS RORY'S THING, OKAY?
HOWEVER, IF WE SIMPLY CUT HER OFF -- NO CONTACT WHATSOEVER --