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YOU'D THINK THAT RAIN WOULD BE GOOD FOR CROPS.
RECOVERING FROM THE GRANDE J'ETAIS YOU JUST DID THERE.
YOU CAN THANK YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
WHOSE YEARLY PAY IS LESS THAN WHAT I SPEND MONTHLY ON SILVER POLISH,
SO I DECIDED TO CUT MY SKIING TRIP SHORT.
DO YOU THINK HE PLANNED IT WITH GRANDMA?
BUT AFTER THAT, I'M GOOD.
AND I PROMISE I AM NOT GOING
WHOA, ONE MINUTE OF TALK, AND I GET THE BUM'S RUSH?
ALL CAN BE DONE AT A LATER TIME.
AND THEN EVERYTHING GOT SO MESSED UP,
I DO. I REALLY LIKE HIM.
YES, WELL, OF COURSE HOLDING'S ONE OF MY GREAT PLEASURES.
THE MUSIC'S GOOD FOR YOU?
WHAT DOES RORY HAVE TO BE UPSET ABOUT?
WELL, TAKE ME A PICTURE.
YOU'RE ENJOYING DUCK BECAUSE I REQUESTED DUCK.
I CAN'T FIGHT IT. YOU'VE WON.
GUESS WE DID.
WE'RE OFFERING.
THAT IMPLIES DIBS ON THE WASHER AND DRYER.
GRANDPA! WELCOME HOME.
I WAS "COUCH POTATO GIRL" EVEN WHEN I HAD A GUY AND DINNER
TO CUT YOUR SPRING BREAK SHORT,
I WOULDN'T DREAM OF OBSCURING IT WITH CONDIMENTS.
I DID SET AN EXAMPLE, DAD.
DRIVE SAFE, AND YOU'VE GOT GAS, RIGHT?
WHO MY MOTHER THOUGHT WAS A CHRISTIAN GUITARIST.
HURRY DOWN, AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
MM-HMM.
* THE STARS HAVE LOST THEIR GLITTER *
OH, WELL.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
HE SAID THERE JUST WASN'T MUCH TO DO UP AT THE CABIN,
GO BACK TO HER.
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
YOUR MEMORY CAN'T BE THAT SHORT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
OH, MY, WHAT IS THAT HEAVENLY SMELL?
I'LL HAVE SOME COFFEE IF YOU'RE OFFERING.
I MEAN, IT'S HASH-LIKE.
THAT WAS NICE.
NOW, I CAN STAY AWAY AND NOT COME TO DINNER AND NOT SEE MOM,
GO, GO. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, AND KEEP LOW.
AND THIS IS MY PILE OF BOOKS THAT I NOW HAVE TO BUY.
THAT'S NOT THE WAY I HEARD IT.
WE CAN COMPARE AND CONTRAST PERFORMANCES AND DOSAGES.
FASCINATING.
YOU'RE NOT BAD. YOU'RE GOOD.
FINISH YOUR SOCKS.
YOU'D GET TO WEAR A HELMET.
IS LIKE A DELICACY.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY CLEAR THE PLATES, RIGHT? WHAT?
BECAUSE BY THE TIME I'M READY TO GET MARRIED,
THE FACT IS, SHE IS NOT WILLING TO DEAL WITH YOU.
HELLO, THERE, MY FATHER. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND, TOO.
* THE DREAM'S YOU'VE DREAMED HAVE ALL GONE ASTRAY *
SOOKIE, WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY HOME?
HAVE HER OPEN THE GIFT, RICHARD.
DID I TELL YOU I'M HAVING A RECURRING DREAM
TO WEAR TO GRANDMA'S.
HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY
WELL, I HAVEN'T MEMORIZED THE MENU YET.
OH, NOT MISSING THE COUCH A BIT.
EVERYTHING ALL BUTTONED AND ZIPPED.
SO NOW WE NEED TO FIND A CHILD TO SHOW US HOW.
A LOT OF FUN.
AND I MISSED THEM ALL. I'M STUPID.