Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I SAW THE DVD. "A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE"?

FORGET YOU HEARD THAT.

SO, THESE GUYS CAME BY THE INN LAST WEEK, AND -- OH.

AND I ATE SPICY CONDIMENTS LIKE THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE.

MY "ALREADY WRITTEN DOWN" PILE,

UNTIL THE WEDDING NIGHT.

YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE NOT MAD?

IS GOING UP 15% BECAUSE OF SOME SMALL-DAMAGE CLAIMS.

FORGET IT, DAD. YOU'RE GETTING SCONES.

THE LEAST I COULD DO IS CLEAN UP.

I KNOW THIS SEEMS A BIT BASIC,

[ British accent ] OH, HELLO, MY FATHER. Lorelai.

YEP, WE HIT THAT.

YOUR MIND IS A MYSTERIOUS THING.

OF JUDGING WHAT IS RIGHT AND WHAT IS WRONG, I HAD TO STEP IN.

I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE YOU ALWAYS GO.

I GUESS WE FOUND EACH OTHER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AUGUST 14th?

OF SILLY IMAGES OF ME FOR ONE DAY.

YEAH, LISTEN, I WILL BE BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

SO, RORY, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH YOU THIS EVENING?

SHE HELPED PICK IT OUT.

COLLEEN, NOT THE DRUNK ONE --

JUST THE TWO OF US.

HIS EYES -- RED, LIKE THE FIRES OF MORDOR.

I STILL WANNA HEAR YOUR ACCOUNT.

OKAY, WELL, IF HE'S THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU,

WELL, MY SPELLING STINKS. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

AND WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ONE TOO MANY GARDEN GNOMES,

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU GAVE ME, LIKE, 83 CLUES,

HOW ABOUT A RUM BALL?

You'll send Rory,

YOU'RE ALWAYS STEPPING IN THINGS, ZACH.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

Hey, you called my cell. I KNOW.

ARE VERY FASHIONABLE RIGHT NOW.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE THIS WAS HEADING?

I know I've been disconnected.

UH, TECHNICALLY IT IS, YEAH,

WHOA, OKAY. JUST STOP RIGHT THERE.

I KNOW IT! EMILY KNOWS IT!

[ Normal ] SORRY, I THOUGHT THE BRITISH THING MADE IT SERIOUS.

YOU'RE MY ONLY DAUGHTER... THAT I KNOW OF.

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF STUDYING.

OF COURSE, I TEND TO GET A DEPRESSED

I REALLY LOVE THAT SCENE

BECAUSE YOU'RE THE FAVORITE.

THEY LIKE TO THINK SO,

THE LARGER HOTEL CHAINS ARE CONSTANTLY SEARCHING

HE'S ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, LORELAI,

THAT'S A BIG PILE.

SO YOU HEAR IT FROM ME RIGHT WHEN IT'S STARTING.

WE'RE BOTH HURT AND EXTREMELY UPSET.

OH, THANKS. BACK AT YOU.