Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND TALKS ABOUT A FUNNY "SEINFELD" HE SAW

EXCUSE ME! HELLO, HI!

SEEMS LIKE I GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO MYSELF, TOO.

YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TO ME, EVEN WHEN IT'S WEIRD.

NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU WILL SEE THAT THERE'S NOTHING TO BE UPSET ABOUT.

YOU HEARD IT WRONG.

WITH AN EXTRA SHOT AND WHIPPED CREAM, PLEASE.

OH, BIG FUN, BIG EXCITEMENT, BIG HAIR.

"LEAVES OF GRASS" IN GREEK.

BUT OUR TRUSTY INSURANCE AGENT GUY...STUD?

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ZACH'S FACE. IT WAS LIKE --

THIS IS NICE AND EMBARRASSING.

AND MY STOMACH IS A BIT OF A HINDRANCE ON THE DANCE FLOOR,

DON'T YOU AGREE?

THIS WHOLE THING WAS SO SWEET, ZACH.

YOU'RE IN MY HEAD! ARE YOU HAPPY?!

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND CHECK THAT LANDING AGAIN, PHIL?

YES! JESSICA SIMPSON AND DONNA FROM "90210."

I KNOW, BUT HE'S SO GREAT. YOU'VE SEEN HIM.

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

YOU WILL. I PROMISE.

IT'S YOUR BATTLE SHE'S FIGHTING.

AND THE FLIGHT BACK?

WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD.

DINNER IS SERVED, MRS. GILMORE.

DROP THE WHIPPED CREAM. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IT? LESS CALORIES.

THAT'S AN INTERESTING OUTFIT YOU HAVE ON.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

MY OWN CREATION.

TRIPPED A NUN, THEN BURNED DOWN AN ORPHANAGE.

AND YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR DINNERS

IT'S ALL LAUNDRY. THE MACHINE'S FIXED, RIGHT?

WELL, IT WAS A GREAT DUCK, GRANDMA.

GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.

HEY, LUKE, CAN I GET A NAPKIN?

HELLO, LORELAI, I --

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

IT IS UP TO YOU TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.

WITHIN A ONE-YEAR PERIOD.

I COULD DO A LITTLE SNIFFING AROUND FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE.

I WANT THIS TO BE RIGHT, YOU KNOW?

MAKE IT A SMALL. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IT? $3.30.

OH, AND FOR ME,

YOUR MOTHER DID WHAT SHE THOUGHT --

HEY, SOOKIE, HAS MY DAD --

YES, I'M STILL HERE.

AND WE LIVE TOGETHER, AND I'M 20.

TO ACQUIRE CHARMING PLACES LIKE THIS.

* THE NIGHT IS BITTER

NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE REALITY IN FRONT OF US.

A HINT OF PANIC IN YOUR VOICE,

AND IT JUST GOT CRAMPED AND GROSS WITH ALL THOSE GUYS.

ANY TEXANS? OOH!

TO GO THROUGH ONE OF HIS NAKED PHASES.

SO, HE CAME BACK EARLY, HUH?

GRANDPA, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WELL, YOU'LL NEVER TRULY KNOW UNTIL YOU READ MY MEMOIR.

IF WE HADN'T ALREADY MET.

IT'S STILL THERE IF YOU WANNA SEE IT.

WELL, IS IT BAD? IS IT GOOD?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE IT!

THIS JOB WAS A GREAT IDEA.

A COUPLE ARE HEADING FOR THE BUSHES.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE MARRIED TO HAVE SEX.

AND KITTY-CAT SALT-AND-PEPPER SHAKERS

SORRY TO BE A PEST, BUT I ASKED FOR MY OMELET SOFT.

ACTUALLY, YOUR MOTHER WANTED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT.

IT'S NICE LIKE THIS.

OKAY, THE MINUTE THIS COMES OUT,

BECAUSE I FEEL I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR HER.

AND SO THEY DELIVERED IT EARLY AND NOT FINISHED,

I LINED THE PATH TO THE BEDROOM DOOR WITH ROSE PETALS.

BUT WE FOUND THIS CHARMING LITTLE TAVERNA -- "DIONYSUS."

YOU ARE THE ENVIRONMENTAL PHILANTHROPIST IN THE FAMILY.

YES, I'M EVIL THAT WAY.

NO, IT'S PRETTY DREARY.

I'M SURE YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S CAUGHT YOU UP SOMEWHAT.

AND A TON OF RUM AND A TALKING LITTLE PAPER UMBRELLA?