Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

WELL, THIS IS JUST WRONG.

JUST TO GET THEM SOAKING.

WAIT, HOLD ON. HOW MUCH IS THAT?

WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF HER TIME

YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER THE TRIP BETTER THAN I DO.

THE ROAD CREW NEEDS A PART-TIME "SLOW DOWN" SIGN-HOLDER-UPPER.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M OKAY WITH THAT.

OF THAT REALLY GREAT BRAISED LAMB RISOTTO THING

I HEARD THERE WAS A BIT OF A FLARE-UP THERE, YES.

THEY USUALLY RETAIN THE MANAGEMENT.

SHE'S PUTTING HER HOOKS IN YOU?

DID YOUR FRIEND PARIS MAKE INTERESTING PLANS?

OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE MY LIFE-SAVER.

HE HAD A COLD, AND I HAD TO BRING HIM KLEENEX AND --

YEAH, WELL, NEITHER DO I.

NO WAY. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

I'M SORRY, YOU'RE ASKING ME A QUESTION ABOUT INSURANCE?

YOU ONCE AGAIN RAISED OUR PREMIUM HERE.

AND PULL YOU IN AND MAKE YOU TAKE A MIDTERM.

AND THAT'S NOT MY THING.

* THAT GOT AWAY

SHE WAS ACTING LIKE NOTHING WAS WRONG.

I HOPE YOU SAW THE NATIONAL ARCHAEOLOGICAL MUSEUM.

I DO THIS BECAUSE I CARE FOR YOU.

CONSIDER IT FORGOTTEN.

I THOUGHT I'D HAVE FANCY FOOD WITH MY MOVIE.

BUT YOU'LL AVOID US AT THANKSGIVING, ON CHRISTMAS.

I HAVE TO GET UP TO PEE EVERY FIVE MINUTES,

HEY, ANY SKILL LEVEL'S A SIN.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW THE GRAPEFRUIT CROP'S

THE ONE WHO GOT HER FACE CAUGHT IN THE MIXER?

BUT SEE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AUCTIONED OFF FOR CHARITY

LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY NORMAL THAT YOU WEREN'T THERE,

YES, HE SEEMS GREAT.

YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.

* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *

BECAUSE I'VE GOT A $20 -- AH, $20 ON THE FRIDGE HERE.

AND SHOO THE COWS AWAY FROM THE TRANSMITTER.

IT WAS MORE THAN A FLARE-UP.

IT'S CHOCOLATE PIE WITH OREO-COOKIE CRUST,

YOU GOING OUT TO FIND A HUSBAND?

YOU SHOULD WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND COME IN AGAIN, START ALL OVER.

IT'S LIKE TIGER WOODS MADE THIS THING.

WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, WHICH IS GOOD.

OH, NO, I CAN'T DRINK COFFEE.

SHH, NOT SO LOUD.

GOES GREAT WITH THE FISHY-TASTING BACON.

SO LET 'EM GO TO WESTON'S.

THERE WAS YELLING. WHAT HAPPENED?

IT'S A MYSTERY.

AND I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IT

I THOUGHT IT WAS CLEAR.

TELL ME WHAT YOU INTEND TO DO ABOUT IT.

CONTACT. PLEASE.

LIKE THE LADY WITH THE WALKER YOU THREW OUT AN HOUR AGO.

AUGUST 14th WOULD BE PERFECT.

I HAD A BOYFRIEND

AND HE'S TAKING IT OUT ON THE CHEESEBURGERS?

AND EAT DINNER WITH YOU,

AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN GET LUKE TO PUT GUMMY WORMS IN IT,

OH, I'M SO HOT, I MAY HIT ON MYSELF TONIGHT.

ANDREW NEEDS HELP DOING INVENTORY AT THE BOOK STORE.

TO THE STATUS QUO ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL.

OH, WE MISSED YOU!

I'M NOT UPSET, RICHARD.

OH, POOR SAD LUKE.

SMARTER THAN ME, I SWEAR.

SO WHO DO YOU THINK WILL TAKE OVER WHILE YOU'RE GONE?

DRAGONFLY INN. LORELAI SPEAKING.

BEING INCREDIBLY RUDE AND INSENSITIVE TO HER GRANDMOTHER.

I NEEDED A SIDE OF HASHED BROWNS FOR TABLE THREE,

I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR IT.

ON YOUR PLATES, THEN THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG ANYWAY!

AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT.

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN WHY MOM DID WHAT SHE DID.

THANKS. NOW I NEED TO BORROW SOME CLOTHES

BUT I PERSONALLY FEEL SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE.

YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.

OH, MY GOD! WHAT?

THE VIEW WAS SPECTACULAR.

THE MONEY IN MY PURSE, PLUS $1 MILLION.

SHE WON'T TAKE MY CALLS. SHE WON'T COME TO DINNER.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

BUT RORY MADE A DEAL WITH YOU GUYS,

HOW ABOUT NEXT WEEKEND?

I'M NOT SURE IF I'M OKAY WITH THAT, EITHER.

RICHARD BOUGHT THIS NEW DIGITAL CAMERA

IT'S LIKE HAVING A PERFECT HAIRCUT EVERY SINGLE DAY.