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SO WE'RE SWIMMING IN TIME.
MOM. TAKE THEM.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
RIGHT NOW?
THE CHARMERS AT OUR INSURANCE AGENCY GET MAD
I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ASKING AROUND TOWN FOR YOU.
SO YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE CLEAN UNDERWEAR.
I WORE JEWELRY. I DANCED.
WHY DON'T YOU WAIT AND LET ME SEAT YOU THEN?
AND AT LEAST THIS WAY, WE STILL HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.
SO...GOOD TALK.
AND THEN AFTER, IT WAS WEIRD.
THAT I CAN'T BE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
THAT YOU'LL HAVE A NEWBORN BABY AT HOME,
SO, GRANDPA, YOU HARDLY TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR TRIP.
INTERESTING, HUH?
OH, THAT'S AWESOME.
THEN THE ODDS OF BEING ABLE TO GET THINGS BACK
I THOUGHT YOU TRACKED THEM IN.
YOU'RE THE BEST, YOU KNOW?
YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE YOU. I AM!
IS WHAT GREAT?
YOU'RE NOT.
HOW WAS THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL MUSEUM?
LOOK, GRANDMA, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
I WANNA SEE YOUR PAPER.
YES, AND HUMMING LIKE NEW. WHICH ONE'S THE RAT BASTARD?
SHE WANTS YOU, LUKE.
PLEASE.
YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX.
AND IT IS A DIRECT RESULT OF WHAT MOM DID,
AS IF NOTHING EVEN REMOTELY UNPLEASANT HAPPENED BETWEEN US.
UM, YEAH.
YOU ASK YOUR GRANDFATHER QUESTION AFTER QUESTION,
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE ME ANOTHER.
IT'S YOUR BIG NIGHT OUT, SO ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
AT WESTON'S LATELY.
AND I'M SORRY THAT IT'S PARKED OUT HERE LIKE THIS,
SMALL COFFEE FOR ME AND PUT THE LADY'S ON MY TAB, TOO.
MY DAUGHTER AND I AREN'T SPEAKING.
IT'S HIS BOAT. HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS WITH IT.
COOL, JUST GIVE HIM A RING.
LUKE?
I'VE ALSO REVIEWED YOUR POLICY.
OH, MY GOD.
I HAVE "A STAR IS BORN," ALL THREE VERSIONS.
LORELAI WON'T TAKE MY CALLS BUT RUNS TO DADDY WITH HER INSURANCE PROBLEMS.
NO. YES.
HMM.
WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR -- WHAT, FOUR MONTHS?
SO, HOW WAS DINNER?
CAN'T. IF LUKE'S LEFT ALONE TOO LONG,
YALE.
OH, MY GOD. FOR THE 50th TIME, YES.
WHAT? NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. WHY NOT?
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?
WELL, YES, OF COURSE I'LL HOLD.
AND THE SUN SETS ON APOLLO.
I'M STUPID.
ON THE WEEKEND OF AUGUST 14th,
I LEFT DURING SHORTCAKE.
CAN WE WATCH THE STREISAND "STAR IS BORN" FIRST?
LAST NIGHT, I CALLED JACKSON'S SISTER --
IT GOES FROM MY HAND TO THE PROFESSOR'S.
DRAGONFLY INN. LORELAI SPEAKING.
AND HOPEFULLY, WITH TIME, WE WILL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE HER
I STOPPED BY THE PAPER THE OTHER DAY TO SEE YOU.
HEY, CAN I MAKE YOU GUYS SOME LUNCH?
AFTER.
ANY FROM FRANCE?
OH, GOD, I PROBABLY LOOKED LIKE A PIG.
SURE, ALL THIS PARTYING WILL DO THAT TO YOU.
NO, I'M FINE.
HOW DOES SHE DO THAT? COMPARTMENTALIZE LIKE THAT?