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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
PEOPLE FROM JERSEY LOVE MY CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD.
LEFT OVER FROM LAST NIGHT?
ANY TIME.
YOU AND MOM WILL JUST HAVE TO WORK THAT OUT
I CAN WEAR THEM ECCENTRICALLY ANY TIME I WANT.
AND YOU'RE JOKING.
YES, WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND...
BECAUSE SHE MADE IT, AND HER NAME IS ELIZA.
GONNA BE THIS YEAR?
YOU COME HERE?
HE MIGHT BURN THE PLACE DOWN.
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU'VE BEEN PUSHING ME AWAY ALL EVENING.
BUT I WON'T GUARANTEE AN ATTITUDE THAT WILL PLEASE YOU.
YOUR COFFEE MAKER SEEMS TO BE FULL NOW.
* I'M A BRICK
THIS IS DIFFERENT. AND YOU HAVE TO PAY TODAY.
UNIDENTIFIED BREAKFAST FOOD ON THE HOUSE?
YOU NEED TO GO OUT AND SEE THINGS AND DO THINGS.
OH, MY GOD. IT'S AMAZING!
I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.
IT'S WEIRD -- SHE'S THE SERIAL KILLER WHO GOES TO WORK
PLEASE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HER POLICY?
AND I WILL BE FREE TO GIRLFRIEND THE WEEKEND AWAY.
YOU AND ME, WE'RE DONE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I COULD'VE DONE.
SOUP'S ON.
AND THE FOOD ORDERS PUT IN AND A BACKUP PLAN
ABSOLUTELY.
YOU GETTING SLEEPY, SOOKIE?
I ACTUALLY WORKED ON THIS THING.
START ONE OF MY LOADS.
HELLO.
I'M DONE WITH THEM. I ALREADY TOOK THE ONES I COULDN'T GET OUT OF.
ABOUT A MAGIC PIÑA COLADA WITH WHIPPED CREAM
WHY COULDN'T THE GLUTEN-FREE THING STICK?
THANKS, BYE.
I DRANK SODA, ATE HAMBURGERS.
BYE.
I STUCK MAKEUP ON AT SCHOOL.
WE CAN DO THE FRIDAY-NIGHT WESTON'S DESSERT THING AGAIN.
WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK TO SHOW YOU PICTURES.
* THE WINDS GROW COLDER
SOONER THAN SIX MONTHS AHEAD OF TIME?
YOU WERE ABOUT TO EXPLAIN TO ME THE REASON
I DON'T THINK SO.
YOU HAD TO HAVE SEEN THAT.
OH, UM, OKAY.
YOU HAVE A WIDE SELECTION HERE.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD
I HAVE TO EAT.
HANGING OUT WITH YOU IS EXCITING.
SITTING AT HOME, ORDERING TAKEOUT,
UH-HUH. YEAH, WELL, WE PARTIED PRETTY HARD TONIGHT.
MISSED THOSE STEMS OF YOURS, BABY!
VERY QUIET. LOTS OF PRIVACY.
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT. JUST YOU AND ME.
BUT I WAS JUST --
IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
* IF YOU NEED
I COULD HAVE LIVED WITH THAT. OR THE NOT DANCING THING.
KEEP TALKING.
NOT VERY WELL.
TO MAKE SURE YOU GO DO EXCITING THINGS
WE HAVE A CONTRACT.
I FEEL VERY BADLY FOR THE PLANET RIGHT NOW.
SO SHE WENT, SHE WAS THERE,
SO DO YOU. YOUR HAIR IS SO FANCY.
I PROMISE I WILL STAY OUT OF IT.
PEOPLE WILL SEE.
I DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE COMING TO TALK TO YOU
WE HAVE FOUND IT TO BE IN TOP SHAPE.
THE PAPER AND YALE, OF COURSE.