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Oh, Gloria, thanks so much for being my first offish commish.
It gave me the confidence to come in here and kill it today
- Jake Paul is taking on a newly buff Kumail Nanjiani.
all: * BPE * - Oh!
- It's probably because the album's dropping.
Nope, they're thumb drives.
But actually, our algos, data, and 'puters came back
* All that jazz *
- That kitchen basic was right.
- It only requires one signature.
- I make no secret!
Everything's digital now, but I wanted you
I just popped in to say, your album is a-mah-zing.
- You don't know what you're talking about.
Ah, as a celebrity realtor, people really expect...
- Or if you don't wanna think about it,
It was Scott's birthday last month.
Well, was.
- No, I'm putting it all back into the biz, ex-babe.
* Well-- *
[horse whinnies] * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *
For...not marrying your parents?
something so all-encompassing that no unwanted thought
"The Late Late Show with James Corden"?
- That's a direct quote from my wedding vows.
- I'm gonna show you the bathtub.
my number in your phone.
- Mmm.
- Oh, my...
My Instagram posts are blowing up.
- Look, I lost followers due to a volcano explosion
You're pregnant.
big for me, big for the Pro Bros.
a Megan Rapinoe torso.
- The one about my knee? - Yeah.
You can't tell, but I'm trying to make a hand heart.
Sorry, I just love a hot take.
So I did not see the roof.
So.
* Should I have dated more ladies? *
- We're home, babe.
I saw your face, Gloria.
* On a r-r-r-roof deck *
- No, I just--
I saw a picture, and I brought you here,
- Well, if you're just telling me I suck,
- Oh. - You do look cute.