Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He doesn't want... - I know.

And we're gonna love them and each other so much.

- Ted, scalp check! - Can't Robin do this?

So you're saying it's doomed completely?

Please do. That story could go anywhere.

Minnesota Tidal Wave. "What's that?" you ask.

your mother and I were very close and yet very far apart.

with the meatball.

- You don't... - I know.

Girls come here, they just want to relax with their friends...

I'm going to go order one right now with my head held high.

Yeah, it's just that I don't want to see it.

a whisper of vanilla vodka, and you're done.

Or I am gonna get sick of you and your stupid habits.

Oh, hey. It's, uh, Louis, right?

I guess, because...

Now look. Nobody is saying you need alcohol to have an exciting and memorable night.

- It's my usual. - Immaterial!

Whoa. Try to get some in your mouth next time.

Maybe that's why I needed to pour my heart out like this.

I want each one of them.

It was the single greatest night of my life.

Lily, I know that I have the sexual charisma of a bad boy...

Oh, and a handful of maraschino cherries on top.

So, you're the Ted from 20 hours from now?

But that was 19 minutes and some serious acid reflux...

Barney, Ted, 20-Years-From-Now Barney, 20 Years-From-Now Ted.