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Shh. Just... Shh.
♪ You got that pretty brown round ♪
But then you're gonna drink way too much. Hence the headache.
Hi. Don't mind me.
Um, I'm in love with your girlfriend, and, uh, we're gonna get married.
- But there's two of you. - Right.
Why are we still sitting here?
What will I have to drink you ask. Hmm.
Twenty years from now, you'll be glad you saw Robots Versus Wrestlers: Legends.
- You drink beers in cans still. - It makes the robots scarier.
Ted, listen to me.
I want those extra 45 days... with you.
I'd go to my old apartment, see all my old furniture, my old stuff.
She was dating some finance guy named Louis.
I was living on West 82nd Street.
Hmm, that's odd.
I made you muffins because of your nickname... Muffin.
I got a big lecture tomorrow. Think I'm gonna take it easy tonight.
And we're gonna get married, and...
You're on.
I've thought about every possible scenario. I'm 10 steps ahead of...
- Me. - And it's not a girlie drink.
Oh.
Either you are gonna get sick of me...
You named a drink after me?
Shh. That's why.
Um, oh. In-In, like, 12 seconds.