Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He won't let anyone forget.
[Ted Narrating] Kids, it's been almost 20 years since that cold April night in 2013...
Oh, Robin's here. I'll tell you the rest later.
It's okay. It's fine.
I'm gonna say, "Hey, that guy's being a real Carl"...
[Chuckles] One second there, barkeep.
We go to Robots Versus Wrestlers...
Don't listen to yourself, Present-Day Ted.
Yeah, but obviously I wouldn't do that 'cause I'd only be smacking myself... Ow!
But none of those things is the thing I'd do first.
and, yes, it'll be awesome.
I'd sit on that old couch and smell the Indian food cooking three stories below.
No, forget it. If Ted doesn't get wasted...
So next time I meet a guy who just goes around rushing to judgment...
I'd see my old drafting table where I sketched out my first building.
Robin and I are trying to decide on a caterer.
I think that you are making a broad and prejudicial assumption.
That just seems confusing. How will you know what people are ordering?
♪ Carry dairy there ♪
Maybe that's why I stole credit for your drink.
And then she and I will adjourn to the Jacuzzi...
be back in that old living room where so many things happened.
because...
You're ordering a Robin Scherbatsky.
with that surprisingly realistic-looking female robot.
causing you to freak out and hide in the stall.
Ted, I'd like you to meet 20-Years-From-Now Barney.
Who is that?
- [Sighs] - Baby, wait. I...
- Yes. - Are you kidding me? - Go!
You're Zuckerberging me? That's fine.