Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your skin looks great.
Okay, guys, I've been waiting 20 years for this.
- Okay, I'm gonna go home. - No, Ted, look.
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
not spending all her time in a bar.
I don't know. By telling me life is short...
Hey, Ted. What's this I hear/remember...
Remember when Mom bought the beef from the Price Club?
20-Years-From-Now Ted, 20 Years-From-Now Barney.
It... Well, I don't know.
Well, you know what, Carl?
- Interesting. - I'm good with that.
- Hey. - How's it going?
♪ There would still be music left to write ♪
You've been dating for a long time, Ted.
- Fine. Let's go. - Yeah!
Even greater than your wedding?
No! No, wait! Please, it's not my fault! I was tricked!
I don't think you should have done that.
Then you're gonna jump into the ring and sprain your wrist. Hence the splint.
Not cool, Marshall. This is a nice bar.
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Do not talk to her.
Only the best cocktail ever. "Who invented it?" you ask.
Ted, get ready to be surrounded by half-naked, grease-covered bodies.
♪ Work that booty Work that booty ♪
maybe have a few Robin Scherbatskys...
What, you're not gonna try and stop me?
I can't imagine a world where that's possible.
And 20 hours from now, when you're me...
- Oh. I think I'm gonna head home. - ♪♪ [Continues]
I'm gonna say, "Yeah, it was awesome.