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Nose ring? Slingshot?
Sensei Lawrence.
Not that weird ; I still hooked up with babes and all, but...
I feel like the hottest Kashmiri pepper
Why did I let you talk me into this?
No, Sensei.
And don't lose it.
Thanks, Louie.
Yeah, but he's not that bad of a guy.
l've been looking for someone to do a little karate with.
- Ha. - And let's try to remember
(Iaughing)
No, not today.
Do you have to be so hard on them?
The point is, I wasn't always the badass sensei I am today.
Dude. Knock it off.
but in the real world you can't expect people
All right?
(Laughter)
(Beep)
Hi, honey. How was work?
When he finds out l'm working for him,
for you to do a little karate with your dad.
Hiya!
You've earned it.
when you and I hit the mat for a little karate.
Lip. Look.
Samantha, why did you dissect me?
Because he's got a snake on his wall?
You don't know what it's like to be us.
When I look around this dojo,
We got a bunch of pain in the ass stuff piled up for weeks...
Louie here is gonna be handling your work for the rest of the day.
Hey, how's the new kid working out?
Come on, Dad. That was, like, eight years ago.
Really never gets old.
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