Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Exxon.
-Every day until l retire. -That'll be a week too long.
-lf he falls, don't hit him. -Don't worry. I got something for you.
I'm reinstating both of you.
People, okay, but not dogs.
"Police police." Can you say that three times in a row, real fast?
Come on, let me see your hands. Get them up!
No, not really. He's down the hall to the right.
That's all l can say. We'll take over from here.
Rog, I think we should go. Leo, could you get the place fumigated?
A little bit higher. That's better.
You think l want to end up in uniform again?
-We're taking over, thanks. -Nobody told us they were taking over.
-The boys. -Hey, what are you doing, huh?
Looks like we're gonna have to do it the old-fashioned way.
Word.
-Lorna. -Lorna.
Hey, wait. l'm coming.
-Very quiet. -The inside's better than the outside.
Very slowly, as if you're not here, just walk away.
We got nine minutes and seven seconds left.
Here are your keys, captain.
Yeah, it's our job.
Please, Rog.
-Great. l love cats. -Hey.
Let's get ready to rumble.
I know that kid.
Leo, Leo, Leo. Look. We got something for you to do.
That’s more plastic than Cher
Hell of a brutal cop. Could beat a confession out of anyone.
-l'll try and improve my image. -Mm.
Let's get out of here.
They get greedy and do something stupid that jeopardizes everything.
Now, that's not a nice thing to say to a lady.
I was walking. What, do l need a walking license now?
Right. Oops.
Snip. See? All done.
My girl. Ha, ha.
Fifty-five. All right, we got eight more.
No, we can't, so will you shut up?
- Now's the time to buy. - Leo, Not now.
Just hold still. Hold still.
-All right, how many is that? Fifty-five.
I hate it when I'm right.
This cake's about to explode, so, uh, you better blow out these candles.
-You did? -A real cop. Go sit in your fucking trailer.
-l'm sure he's anything but fine. -Really, he's okay.
-We could drive this out. -Fine, it's your turn to drive.
Oh, bye, Daddy.
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey.
Nice service.
stay away from my daughter!
-Who did you sleep with? -l slept with Sergeant Cole.
-Relax, Rog. Relax. Right. -Don't do nothing.
I can see that. And it's cold water too. There goes your image.
-Nobody has to tell you anything. -l wanna go and see the captain.
-Who the fuck are you guys? Sorry. L.A.P.D.
I haven't worn this uniform in 1 5 years. Cleaners must have shrunk it.
Hey, hey, hey, come on. It's okay.
We have a license that belongs to one Hubert Bartholomew Smith.
You gotta cut this out.
May he find the peace in heaven that eluded him on Earth.
Time to pay another visit to the L.A.P.D.
-Okay, okay. -l'm taking a bath, Leo.
-Tell me you lost. -l said, don't touch anything.
-He dropped out of school. -Those are pretty gang colors he's wearing.
We'll keep you overnight. -Yeah, take it slow.
Hiya, Hubie.
-Hey, Riggs. Yo.
Paula to Paddy
- Two days, you'll be good as new. - I should be with them.
- Hey, Tyrone, my man, how are you? - Jack, how's it going?
Bye, baby.
You're the only family l've got.
-Are you okay? -l'm okay. l'm okay. l'm okay.
Yeah.
Hey hey hey, Riggs What's the matter with you??
I'm gonna be with you, Lorna.
Sergeant, did you get what you need?
God, don't you love me? Five days.
Kelly's Pool Hall. Kelly speaking.
-Okay, I'm thinking. Let me think. Okay. -Think.
I'm gonna pick Lorna up from the hospital this afternoon.
Lorna Cole.
-A big party. Okay.
-Scheduled for destruction? -Yeah.
Don't do nothing.
Fuck, it's Darryl.
Ram him! Ram him!
I know.
Huh? Why do you do that?
...and l'm gonna help you.
Sure you do, Jack.
-Riggs, you okay? Yeah.
You wanna go see the captain?
- You too, Leo. - You can't do that.
How could you do that? I can't believe you did that.
Man. Oh, Rog, man, l'm sorry.