Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shut him up.
I can take this. Ouch!
- Riggs! Riggs! - Are you all right?
-l want those tires! No conditions! -Oh, God. Leo, get out of here.
-l'll take your word. -This guy had a knife. You'll love it.
Where's Riggs? I'm here. Where's Riggs? Come back to me, Central.
-l told you not to touch anything. -Uh, this came on by itself.
-Are you married, sugar? -What? Yeah, 24 years.
-Hey, Rog! -Murtaugh!
She's gonna be fine.
Hey, Nick.
Riggs, if he were that close, l'd be dead.
There's a bomb in that building! Know how come I know?
Now we got a relationship we can build on.
Chew on these.
-This isn't gonna do any good. -Give me that.
Get out of my fucking way!
Well, you deserve it, man.
Not a woman's girdle, a man's girdle.
You tell that man ...that he's the jam on my jelly roll
-Want me to come with you? Sure? -No, I got it. Mm-hm.
-You got one? -Mm.
Riggs, why'd you call us down here? -Everybody, it's all right.
Read something besides the funny pages.
-Cole. -Pleased to meet you.
I saw what it was. You kissed Rianne.
Can't read it. The print is little.
What's new on our case? Anything new? You got Travis yet?
-Uh, how old are you? -Twenty-two today.
Anything you need, Leo Getz. Get it?
Word, Riggs Word, Rog
-Oh.... -l forgot.
-l don't get it. -You don't get what?
-Yours is bigger than mine? Don't think so. -l think so.
I can do better than that, Riggs.
Everybody's outside. Just me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be here.
Ana oop
Relax, Tyrone.
-My point, exactly. -Son of a bitch. Shit.
Hey, hey. Elevator.
Freeze. Police!
-Got the ticket book? -People are committing crimes...
-They don't go with the ponytail. -Absolutely not.
-Don't you just love him? -Yeah.
His name's Jack Travis, Leo. Does that ring a bell? Jack Travis.
I got three beautiful kids. I love them and they're yours.
...the department's trying to keep a lid on.
I said, "Captain." I'm talking to the captain.
Hold on!
I'm at the freeway construction site.
Look, you're drunk, Rog.
Well, in that case, let's find somewhere private.
Ooh! Ow, ow!
so doug ....AND, UH WHEN I TRY AND LICK MY BALLS, I KEEP FALLING OFF THE COUCH.
Hey, that's great. Look at that texture. Look at this, huh?
- They got it all. - Shit.
Six months, and we don't know about it?
-Hey, Leo, you got-- -They weren't gonna buy the house!
-Hey, you ever eat one of my hamburgers? -l've been lucky so far. l'll take a chance.
I can't!
Okay, fine. Riggs. -Yeah?
-What's the matter, baby? -A little sciatica.
You.
-l can't. -Come on, we'll help.
-You grab one. -You got friends?
-That's why l'm cold? -That's why you're cold.
Okay.
All right, guys. Come on, let's hustle.
- He's on vacation. - On vacation?
Semantics, Riggs.
Close is a lingerie shop without a front window.
Anything you say ain't gonna be much.
Lorna, no, don't!
-l'm going across. I got it.
-l got it. l got it. l got it! -What?
What'd you do? Jaywalking. I saw you. l have to cite you.
-What did you hit me for? You hit me. -You slept with Rianne.
No!
All right?
You ready?
-Oh, no. I want it to be a surprise. -Oh, I like surprises.
That's what l meant. We should've waited for the bomb squad.
Fourteen-sixty. Into pursuit. Will continue transmission.
so doug
All right. Okay.
Like you said, what happens to you...
Get that head round and follow through.
Looks like Billy's grandmother owns a big dog.
Hello? Hi, Martin.
- Hey, Riggs. - Yeah.
- Let's get you up. One, two, three. - Yeah.
-Uh, hey, things, man. Okay, yeah, huh? -Things. Things.
-Just be careful. -Don't touch me. Don't!
That's classified. -l said, "Captain." l'm talking to him.
-Just look at it. -That's all I'm gonna do, is look.
Morning, captain.
You okay? You all right?
Yeah, l think you're right.
Well, l knew you couldn't stop smoking.
-Backspin kick. -Sheesh!
A couple of bad ones. We need to get a chopper.
Get that crate. Come on.
-Like that. -Okay.
What's that, 1 3, 14? Ah, to hell with it.
Doing what? -His armored-car thing.
Oh, shit.
-Shit. Take a right, now.
I'm cutting the wire.
-No, she's the dynamite driver. -l'll show you dynamite.
-There isn't. -Yeah.
Hurry up, guys.
You better tell me where Rei is or i'll blow your head off!
-Careful. Oh. -This?
Okay, okay.
Of course l won't
Because you should've cut the red wire. I did cut the red wire!
What are we doing here? Losing our heads in a crisis?
This place is better than the swap meet. Best bargains in town.
This is us, rolling to Code 2, high, at Verrina Place.
-Well, take it up with him. l think l will.
Check out Mesa Verde Construction. Find out all the information you can.
Right around-- Mesa Verde, I got it.
-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm okay.
I love this job. This is amateur night. Open the door. l can't hear you.
You okay?
There's a difference between losing and conceding.
Feel that texture. Feel it. Cheese-grater time.
The program's been accessed by somebody from the outside.
I got another bottle in the galley. I'm gonna get it.
It's too bad you won't be coming with me.
Oh. Oh.