Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Hey, you ever eat one of my hamburgers? -l've been lucky so far. l'll take a chance.
-Are you married, sugar? -What? Yeah, 24 years.
That's what l meant. We should've waited for the bomb squad.
-Want me to come with you? Sure? -No, I got it. Mm-hm.
...the department's trying to keep a lid on.
I can do better than that, Riggs.
-Shit. Take a right, now.
-Just be careful. -Don't touch me. Don't!
-You got one? -Mm.
Okay, fine. Riggs. -Yeah?
You okay?
I said, "Captain." I'm talking to the captain.
That's classified. -l said, "Captain." l'm talking to him.
It's too bad you won't be coming with me.
Okay.
so doug ....AND, UH WHEN I TRY AND LICK MY BALLS, I KEEP FALLING OFF THE COUCH.
-Uh, hey, things, man. Okay, yeah, huh? -Things. Things.
Can't read it. The print is little.
Six months, and we don't know about it?
- Hey, Riggs. - Yeah.
Yeah, l think you're right.
You tell that man ...that he's the jam on my jelly roll
Shut him up.
Hold on!
-That's why l'm cold? -That's why you're cold.
-Oh.... -l forgot.
Well, l knew you couldn't stop smoking.
-They don't go with the ponytail. -Absolutely not.
-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm okay.
Looks like Billy's grandmother owns a big dog.
Riggs, why'd you call us down here? -Everybody, it's all right.
-Hey, Leo, you got-- -They weren't gonna buy the house!
Anything you say ain't gonna be much.
Well, in that case, let's find somewhere private.
Word, Riggs Word, Rog
I can't!
Relax, Tyrone.
-Hey, Rog! -Murtaugh!
Well, you deserve it, man.
I'm cutting the wire.
Because you should've cut the red wire. I did cut the red wire!
Semantics, Riggs.
-l don't get it. -You don't get what?
This place is better than the swap meet. Best bargains in town.
No!
I can take this. Ouch!
-There isn't. -Yeah.
What are we doing here? Losing our heads in a crisis?
-l want those tires! No conditions! -Oh, God. Leo, get out of here.
-l told you not to touch anything. -Uh, this came on by itself.
All right, guys. Come on, let's hustle.
Okay, okay.
-l'm going across. I got it.
His name's Jack Travis, Leo. Does that ring a bell? Jack Travis.
She's gonna be fine.
Oh. Oh.
Get out of my fucking way!
Morning, captain.
Hey, Nick.
What's new on our case? Anything new? You got Travis yet?
-You grab one. -You got friends?
-This isn't gonna do any good. -Give me that.
Hey, that's great. Look at that texture. Look at this, huh?
Look, you're drunk, Rog.
Like you said, what happens to you...
-l got it. l got it. l got it! -What?
You ready?
Right around-- Mesa Verde, I got it.
-Backspin kick. -Sheesh!
This is us, rolling to Code 2, high, at Verrina Place.
Oh, shit.
-l'll take your word. -This guy had a knife. You'll love it.
-Uh, how old are you? -Twenty-two today.
Hey, hey. Elevator.
Where's Riggs? I'm here. Where's Riggs? Come back to me, Central.
Get that head round and follow through.
I love this job. This is amateur night. Open the door. l can't hear you.
Close is a lingerie shop without a front window.
-Cole. -Pleased to meet you.
-Oh, no. I want it to be a surprise. -Oh, I like surprises.
-No, she's the dynamite driver. -l'll show you dynamite.
Not a woman's girdle, a man's girdle.
- He's on vacation. - On vacation?
-What did you hit me for? You hit me. -You slept with Rianne.
What'd you do? Jaywalking. I saw you. l have to cite you.
- They got it all. - Shit.
-Careful. Oh. -This?
Now we got a relationship we can build on.
The program's been accessed by somebody from the outside.
- Let's get you up. One, two, three. - Yeah.
Everybody's outside. Just me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be here.
Fourteen-sixty. Into pursuit. Will continue transmission.
Chew on these.
All right?
-My point, exactly. -Son of a bitch. Shit.
Check out Mesa Verde Construction. Find out all the information you can.
Freeze. Police!
Anything you need, Leo Getz. Get it?
There's a bomb in that building! Know how come I know?
-Like that. -Okay.
so doug
Hello? Hi, Martin.
You better tell me where Rei is or i'll blow your head off!
I saw what it was. You kissed Rianne.
-l can't. -Come on, we'll help.
What's that, 1 3, 14? Ah, to hell with it.
-Got the ticket book? -People are committing crimes...
Riggs, if he were that close, l'd be dead.
Hurry up, guys.
There's a difference between losing and conceding.
I got three beautiful kids. I love them and they're yours.
You okay? You all right?
I'm at the freeway construction site.
-Don't you just love him? -Yeah.
Get that crate. Come on.
All right. Okay.
-Well, take it up with him. l think l will.
A couple of bad ones. We need to get a chopper.
- Riggs! Riggs! - Are you all right?
-What's the matter, baby? -A little sciatica.
Doing what? -His armored-car thing.
-Just look at it. -That's all I'm gonna do, is look.
Feel that texture. Feel it. Cheese-grater time.
Ana oop
Read something besides the funny pages.
Lorna, no, don't!
Of course l won't
Ooh! Ow, ow!
You.
-Yours is bigger than mine? Don't think so. -l think so.
I got another bottle in the galley. I'm gonna get it.