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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Latin jazz playing)
It's a simple procedure. I've done it a thousand times.
It's Bertie!
"Be careful!" on every single one.
Beebee. Give me Berby.
Alternating yellow and green? Shit.
Down here!
All of this is super safe.
Well, there's the easy way
Bertie? Uh, Bertie?
Which is very easy to use.
(panting)
But he's used to this. Don't worry.
Mmm. Berby.
That way. Run!
♪ Where does it begin and end? ♪
-(beep) -(phone rings)
Let's see. How else to comfort you?
Mm-hmm.
Good. Yes, good.
(mimicking siren)
It's a classic. It's dependable.
-Hey, hey! -Dr. Mole!
I love how she does the scope.
Ha-ha! I have no control!
Hi.
Speckle can stay in the shed out back with the other men.
You look like an ottoman, Bertie.
Aw.
Okay, I'm through. I'm...
(all laughing)
See what?
Yes, an ottoman.
Okay.
That's right. It's just a safety measure.
Lots of numbers and unsexy terms
What the fuck kind of surgery is this?
-Where's Bertie? Wait. -What's that?
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