Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-So, I nailed it. -You kidding?

then I'm kind of a dick if I don't do another interview, right?

who'd just woken up from a 30-year coma?

♪ I guess I'm just trying To make you understand ♪

"Okay, you're happy now." That's not an "abuse of power."

- So... lacrosse. -What's your deal?

Hmm, it's okay if you wanna watch. All right?

What am I supposed to do?

Right this way.

I took her to rehab, by the way! I tried to get her help.

productive professional writer and super-cute girlfriend.

-You don't have to be so weird about it. -I'm not being weird. I'm in a good place.

He's your friend, it's a big deal for him.

That access keeps me relevant.

Not the heroin?

working with her while maintaining a sexual relationship?

I thought we were gonna talk about other stuff.

And I'm very proud to be one year sober next month.

Okay, so then get married and forget about this BoJack story.

on national television for huge ratings.

You're making it sound like I had extra heroin,

I understand as a therapist,

If the world only knew the things I know...

You don't share your past life with me. You wanna talk about weird?

She was ten! I didn't even have sex with her until she was 30!

and I used to feel like my whole life was an acting job.

if it's squandered in the service of public relations?

is not one of the top ten Chicago bands of all time.

Can you share some of those other mistakes?

You know full well once I become Baxter's bride,

-♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪ -♪ BoJack ♪

-How do you know all this? -Do you know where I'm going here?

With the advent of social media,

...because too sad is a bring-down. We wanna shoot for pensive.

#Find-out-tonight when the horse himself sits down...

But this way you'll always be immortalized and undisturbed in Hollywood forever.

I... I don't think that it would be fair to the people

Ugh! Even if I wanted to do a hard-hitting interview, what would I say?

We got what we wanted out of this. I don't think we should push it.

We were addicts, and the thing about addicts--

And whatever you do, don't get defensive! Don't deny anything, and don't argue.

It's not like I got Sarah Lynn drunk

BoJack, a story came out this morning about the last days of Sarah Lynn.

-Did you say you had sex with her? -That was later. She was an adult.