Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if it's squandered in the service of public relations?

Ugh! Even if I wanted to do a hard-hitting interview, what would I say?

is not one of the top ten Chicago bands of all time.

Right this way.

You don't share your past life with me. You wanna talk about weird?

#Find-out-tonight when the horse himself sits down...

BoJack, a story came out this morning about the last days of Sarah Lynn.

who'd just woken up from a 30-year coma?

And I'm very proud to be one year sober next month.

I thought we were gonna talk about other stuff.

I understand as a therapist,

You know full well once I become Baxter's bride,

-So, I nailed it. -You kidding?

Hmm, it's okay if you wanna watch. All right?

Not the heroin?

-How do you know all this? -Do you know where I'm going here?

That access keeps me relevant.

Okay, so then get married and forget about this BoJack story.

And whatever you do, don't get defensive! Don't deny anything, and don't argue.

then I'm kind of a dick if I don't do another interview, right?

He's your friend, it's a big deal for him.

If the world only knew the things I know...

Can you share some of those other mistakes?

I took her to rehab, by the way! I tried to get her help.

productive professional writer and super-cute girlfriend.

But this way you'll always be immortalized and undisturbed in Hollywood forever.

With the advent of social media,

and I used to feel like my whole life was an acting job.

"Okay, you're happy now." That's not an "abuse of power."

♪ I guess I'm just trying To make you understand ♪

- So... lacrosse. -What's your deal?

I... I don't think that it would be fair to the people

What am I supposed to do?

working with her while maintaining a sexual relationship?

We got what we wanted out of this. I don't think we should push it.

We were addicts, and the thing about addicts--

on national television for huge ratings.

...because too sad is a bring-down. We wanna shoot for pensive.

-You don't have to be so weird about it. -I'm not being weird. I'm in a good place.

-Did you say you had sex with her? -That was later. She was an adult.

-♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪ -♪ BoJack ♪

You're making it sound like I had extra heroin,

It's not like I got Sarah Lynn drunk

She was ten! I didn't even have sex with her until she was 30!