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You guys shoulda seen the crap Randy took last night.
But first, the record for the world's biggest crap, will it again be broken?
Why?
- A football? That's amazing. - I've never heard of one that big.
Your father is in grave danger. Come with me!
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Go ahead and check it for splits. It's one solid piece.
- Randy, this is ridiculous. - Oh, that's real mature, Sharon!
Yes, he likes the biddy, doesn't he?
- My God... - It must be over a hundred Courics!
Come on, Randy, what do you say?
I almost did it.
Well congratulations, Bono, it appears your record is intact.
Congratulations to Bono!
Hey look, Sharon, it's the President! Hey, hey, Sharon!
Your crap officially weighs 8.6 Courics
You just don't understand.
I was the record holder for the biggest crap.
- Yes? - Yes, Bono.
Spending nearly every waking hour at P.F. Chang's.
Oh, excuse me. I must be getting another award.
Just a big joke! Don't touch me!
Mostly P.F. Chang's. General Tsao's Chicken.
Because we don't want to.
- No, poppa. No, poppa. - There there, my little crap.
Why are men so obsessed with how big their crap is?
Guinness World Records America.
That's why he's able to do so much, try to help so many people...
All right, will you flush the toilet now?
You have got to be kidding me.
What is it, Randy? Do you have any-- Oh, Randy!
I mean, even I have a second-place trophy
I'm going to prescribe a laxative.
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