Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I almost did it.

- Randy, this is ridiculous. - Oh, that's real mature, Sharon!

I mean, even I have a second-place trophy

Yes, he likes the biddy, doesn't he?

Mostly P.F. Chang's. General Tsao's Chicken.

Hey look, Sharon, it's the President! Hey, hey, Sharon!

You just don't understand.

Why are men so obsessed with how big their crap is?

Spending nearly every waking hour at P.F. Chang's.

All right, will you flush the toilet now?

Come on, Randy, what do you say?

Congratulations to Bono!

I was the record holder for the biggest crap.

d is for dr gouache

Because we don't want to.

Your crap officially weighs 8.6 Courics

What is it, Randy? Do you have any-- Oh, Randy!

That's why he's able to do so much, try to help so many people...

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Go ahead and check it for splits. It's one solid piece.

- No, poppa. No, poppa. - There there, my little crap.

Just a big joke! Don't touch me!

Oh, excuse me. I must be getting another award.

You guys shoulda seen the crap Randy took last night.

- A football? That's amazing. - I've never heard of one that big.

But first, the record for the world's biggest crap, will it again be broken?

You have got to be kidding me.

- My God... - It must be over a hundred Courics!

Your father is in grave danger. Come with me!

- Yes? - Yes, Bono.

Well congratulations, Bono, it appears your record is intact.

Guinness World Records America.

I'm going to prescribe a laxative.