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I have the first-place trophy for that.
Ultrasound is very simple, Mr. Marsh.
The current record is a crap weighing 7.5 Courics.
but still seem like such a piece of shit.
- Are you feeling better? - Yeah, I'm totally fine now.
No... No.
And if you walk away now, you'll always wonder...
to bring home the distinguished EFSM medal
Huh? Never seen one that big, have you?
Look, you gotta understand, sir.
And a lot of Aunt Jemima's Frozen Sausage Biscuits in the mornings.
Dededeededeededeeed
Because nobody has ever taken a crap that big before.
Oh, my brother took a crap once, that was enormous.
may mean the beginning of a new war in the Middle East.
Bono was never the record holder! He's the record.
I know Bono's better than me!
Poppa, no! Say nothing more!
Because he is crap.
What?
I'll try, but I don't think...
Oh God. I feel so much better.
Tonight, a possible attack on Iran...