Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know Bono's better than me!
And a lot of Aunt Jemima's Frozen Sausage Biscuits in the mornings.
I'll try, but I don't think...
Oh God. I feel so much better.
Oh, my brother took a crap once, that was enormous.
Huh? Never seen one that big, have you?
Tonight, a possible attack on Iran...
Ultrasound is very simple, Mr. Marsh.
Because he is crap.
No... No.
may mean the beginning of a new war in the Middle East.
- Are you feeling better? - Yeah, I'm totally fine now.
but still seem like such a piece of shit.
The current record is a crap weighing 7.5 Courics.
Dededeededeededeeed
What?
Look, you gotta understand, sir.
to bring home the distinguished EFSM medal
Because nobody has ever taken a crap that big before.
And if you walk away now, you'll always wonder...
Poppa, no! Say nothing more!
Bono was never the record holder! He's the record.
I have the first-place trophy for that.