Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I almost made something of myself.
Fordicos
- 14 Courics. - Fourteen?!
The standard measuring unit for human feces.
All I'm asking is that maybe with this one thing,
You're welcome. Jeez, another one.
I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,
Well, there's no doubt in my mind, Mr. Marsh.
Is it over, Randy? We all saw that crap you took!
Well I don't know about ever...
It appears to be legitimate, based on the photo.
Could we play the tape on the big screen, please?
a special video-taped announcement from Bono.
Oh God, here it comes! Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot!
and Measurements Office in Zurich.
Guys, forget it! It's over!
- He's the record. - Yes.
There's something inside you that made you able to do it!
We actually don't keep track of that record, sir.
Let's talk about Randy Marsh's Giant Soap Bubble Shit Show!
But he could never shed the fact that he was really a number two.
Herr Broloff! Herr Broloff!
from Guinness Book of World Records? I mean...
The crap is simply too big, Mr. Marsh. We must perform a Caesarean!