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We're going to use harmless waves to look inside your belly.
Guys, we have a problem!
PF Chang’s mostly Good stuff
As you can see, it is one solid piece. It is my biggest crap to date.
Thank you. Thank you so much for this newest award, it means so much.
Something that came from me! That was a a part of me!
We are here to honor the first American...
You mean, really?
There there, Randy. You gave it your best shot.
Come on, guys. Lasagna's ready.
they'll know I'm not lying!
Well, he's going to try.
It's not really a crap.
But I must warn you:
when I looked at Bono's first award for biggest crap.
Violet Beauregarde, would you come over here to do the bubble crap? Yes?
Hm, enshnusen?
the European Fecal Standards and Meas--
- You are the new world's champion! - Really?
Oh my freaking Lord.
Oh no.
That has got to be the biggest crap I've ever taken.
My dad's trying to beat your record for biggest crap.
That's why I gotta make sure to keep it safe.
Das shpoitenhoff?
Oh yes, it did.
A biggest crap means you crapped it out!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I kept the crap in my office, nursed it, fed it biddy.
- Say I'm not number two! - You're not number two!
and the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife and...
Stan, go call your Uncle Jimbo. I'm gonna stand guard.