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But I must warn you:
We're going to use harmless waves to look inside your belly.
Stan, go call your Uncle Jimbo. I'm gonna stand guard.
There there, Randy. You gave it your best shot.
Oh no.
Well, he's going to try.
We are here to honor the first American...
I can't do it! I can't do it!
- You are the new world's champion! - Really?
PF Chang’s mostly Good stuff
Violet Beauregarde, would you come over here to do the bubble crap? Yes?
Oh my freaking Lord.
Oh yes, it did.
It's not really a crap.
Hm, enshnusen?
You mean, really?
That has got to be the biggest crap I've ever taken.
Thank you. Thank you so much for this newest award, it means so much.
they'll know I'm not lying!
A biggest crap means you crapped it out!
My dad's trying to beat your record for biggest crap.
As you can see, it is one solid piece. It is my biggest crap to date.
- Say I'm not number two! - You're not number two!
Guys, we have a problem!
Das shpoitenhoff?
and the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife and...
That's why I gotta make sure to keep it safe.
Something that came from me! That was a a part of me!
the European Fecal Standards and Meas--
I kept the crap in my office, nursed it, fed it biddy.
when I looked at Bono's first award for biggest crap.
Come on, guys. Lasagna's ready.