Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was a fluke crap. I'll never take one that big again!
can't you just kind of... fuck off?
How could Bono be so talented, so caring and yet seem like such a piece of crap?
No matter how you look at it, he is still the record!
I'm goin out to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOTSPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
It's too late, Bono. The boy has learned the truth.
He doesn't have one single trophy.
Hi, could I speak with Mr. Bono, please?
you got tons of money, a jet,
- But that means... - That's right.
What the hell do you think you're doing keeping that thing in our house?
saying nobody has ever seen it in person.
Well, I guess we'd better call the old champion
So Bono's newest record is a lie!
How painful is "painful"?
- Flush the toilet for Christ's sake! - Come on! That's pretty impressive.
- Hey, guys! - Hey, Randy.
- Well, what food have you been eating? - P.F. Chang's, mostly. Good stuff.
I'm sorry Mr. Marsh.
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAGAWK BAGAWK
It was the most amazing crap I'd ever taken.