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from any merchandising opportunities from your little bar.
I happen to have that right here.
its a jumping off point
Because you're having an affair, and we're gonna blackmail you for your services.
We're also gonna get a bustier chick. No offense, ma'am.
I don't get it? Huh? Open your mouth, bitch. What?
2 guns, 6 boobs, we're all on the same team
You're so stupid! There is.
Well, that's what the hooker was for!
as an opportunity to make merchandise for Paddy's. Right.
Yeah, great. Okay, now listen. When we're selling stuff...
Yeah. But the point is- is it's got to really grab people's attention.
Dicktowel.com.
- Objection! - This is not a court of law.
And Kitten Mittens- I own that.
Invest in our merchandise and...
Frank, Keeping hard-boiled eggs is not a jumping off point
Now that's funny. That's funny. That is funny.
They did sort of figure it out with water guns, so I don't know why...
I've been waiting for a long time. Okay. Okay, I'm thinking to myself,
Why don't you get out of my car? We should go now.
some sexual relations as sort of a payment.
Okay. Okay. Suck on this, bitches.
We took what was a good idea and we made it a great idea.
All right. Um, so what are you people doing in my car now?
Why are we in this shady motel where we saw him go in?
Paddy's Pub,
You are aware that there are other lawyers in Philadelphia?
ME-OW!
You want to sue these guys over some sort of breach of contract thing?
Mee-ow!
I do charge. Okay? You don't pay.
Now that’s funny