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Then we'll let the brainiacs in China figure out the technology.
Dennis, are women gonna wanna buy their underpants in a bar?
Okay, we're stealing that gun shot idea, right? Gun shot idea's awesome.
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah!
So I figured, what a better place to, like, find investors for my product.
You threw tequila in my eye!
That's a lot of cookies. She a big lady?
This is making me think maybe I should slap a patent...
Okay, why don't you throw out the suit...
You bring a woman with cans like that into the convention, you sell the idea in a second.
Fifty percent? I'll take it.
Let's just make a video, show that at the convention.
Know what I mean? I got a plan on how we can do that too.
- She's the payment. - Lawyer, check out this freakish whore we found.
No meat, 20 cheese! We're all on the same team!
Let's split Kitten Mittens 50-50,
Yeah, that's good.
I don't, but you can't just go eat a contract!
And then during the day, you squeeze it when you have any tension.
on my Kitten Mittens before you guys try and steal that too, huh?
For free? No problem.
But, uh, we want to go weird with it. We want to get really freakish.
That doesn't matter, 'cause one size fits all.
But I'm working on it. What the hell does she have to do with anything?
Me too. All right, let me go first, bro.
My instinct to quit this job is very strong
Yeah. Now what says that more than this?
if each of you agrees to never seek my legal advice again.
We would also like to make a patent on Paddy's Shotgun...
a potential investment opportunity in merchandising...
It's a jumping off point.
You're wearing women's underwear? Yeah, bro!
Okay. It's about time, you know, we get some merchandise in here,
- Oh! - You son of a bitch!
So, lately at night, I've been forced to fall asleep to the deafening sound...
Hello!
Why do you keep calling it stupid though? It's really pretty stupid.
We paid her. So we're gonna have them have...
Okay, consumer, are you ready to get blasted in the mouth by Paddy's Shotgun?
I don't know. It just doesn't add up.
What is it? For this.