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I see you've brought a lovely busty woman as well
Oh, my God!
What the...
Hey, hey! Wait! What are you doing?
for a, uh- a Paddy's Pub.
Let me show you mine, then you can go first. Then I'd be going second.
Any respect that you're feeling that's coming from me is a mistake on your part.
that you all signed also included a restraining order?
You said that we hadn't paid you, and we felt bad about that,
Sustained! Frank, move to strike.
Check her out. I mean, she's gorgeous.
- You stole my idea! - No, no, no, Frank. We tweaked your idea.
She's an attractive lady, you know? She's not attractive.
Thus you have the turning away of the photo...
We're not here to blackmail a lady for eating too many cookies.
You know, and we just didn't have time. God, that was terrible.
Why, yes. Um, in fact,
Okay. One, they're not moronic. They're awesome. Mmm.
Okay. Uh, why don't we just take a break?
All right. Well, how about, like, hard-boiled eggs from Paddy's Bar?
You stole my idea! - No, no, no, Frank. We tweaked your idea.
We're gonna get a patent too, Frank, so screw you.
Don't even listen to them. You know what I'm saying? Jesus Christ.
How in the hell did she get out of that? I don't know.
We could do beach towels, those nudie pens.
I'm gonna toss a frame bang your way.
Then I'll just regress, 'cause I feel like I've made myself perfectly redundant.
Does your cat walk around too much? Does your cat make too much noise?
I told you! People love stupid shit!
Yeah. I'm thinking we take this merchandising convention...