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Hello. Charlie Kelly here,
The contract you had me sign when I first started working here.
Right in your face! Really? Yeah.
And I mean that as a compliment.
Oh, my God! What?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Very lovely.
With, like, quick cuts and awesome music...
Right. You can't just go throwing jokes around willy-nilly.
Yeah. One, two, three!
Is your cat clawing at your furnitures?
Ah. Wow. Divorce, huh? That's never fun.
local business owner and cat enthusiast.
YOU'RE SOOOO STUPID!
- I'm not- - Now, mind you, the heretofore document...
But that's not all!
- He just did eat it. - All right. I'm talking to a lawyer about this.
Of course. She's a humongous lady. Yeah. Of course.
Which you're all currently violating.
You get out of the shower in the college dorm.
Are you shooting me? Shoot the girls. Shoot the girls.
I would like to get your number, actually, though at some point.
There's the man! The old-fashioned way- with doors and feet and walking.
It was a long time ago signed.
Yeah, bro. It's visual stimulation. Okay. Yeah.
Now, I see that you have a- a lovely busty woman as well.
and rape my wife while she's sleeping.
of, like, a hundred alley cats tapping on my windows, trying to get in.
It got a little cold. It dropped down, right? It was freezing, wasn't it?