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Okay. Uh, so why were you spying on me all night?
Whoa, man! Whoa!
Mittens, dude. Pay attention.
But they locked me in a closet.
That's not how you see yourself, though?
ENGLISH - US - PSDH
What?
- Knock, knock. - Hey, friend!
Huh?
Uh, hello, Frank.
Oh, it's a baby dick.
so he doesn't have to look at her face?
Yeah. Take a look at Hard Rock Cafe. Got tweaked by Planet Hollywood.
That's the American way, bro. Yeah!
Great. Now we're all here. Let's get into this.
Get down! Shh! Why is he coming towards us?
'cause look what a cold bitch she is. She was mean to him.
Maybe a little more bush
I'm wearing them because I want to turn you on. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna get a patent for this and sue your balls off.
But you gotta have functionality with your comedy, okay?
It’s a gun that shoots liquor into your mouth. Paddy’s Shotgun
Christ's sakes, dude!