HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
It's a visual stimulant, bro. I'm not wearing these because I'm comfortable.
YOU'RE SO STUPID!
Frank, just do the- Say the line now. Let me have a drink.
I... don't.
Sandy does that. Sandy....
And two, uh, nothing.
Did you say an entire sleeve though? An entire sleeve.
You're very busty. Your breasts are very large.
Yeah! We brought one.
Zero meat, 20 slices of cheese! We're all on the same team!
She's been briefed on the divorce.
.
You don't get it! Oh, yeah? We'll see who doesn't get it!
I made tequila bullets, but I guess I put too much gunpowder in.
No. Women will not buy their underwear in a bar,
Green eggs. Says "Paddy's" on them.
They're having one down at the Sheraton. All right?
Huh? Huh? Paddy's Pub stress ball.
:p
and I start making some money off this place. What?
They got the butt, right? People are laughing. Okay.
We, uh- We have a past, if you will. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Not like Charlie's video though. Ours needs to be cool.
And why does it look like you've been crying all night?