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Sandy, have a seat right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's more sexual than a high-waisted thong riding high up a woman's backside?
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What are you talking about? You're not gonna make any money of this place.
I mean, the guy's wife is really hot. No, she's not.
They'll want to invest.
- This is Sandy. - Yep, and everything's been taken care of financially.
- Ah, son of a bitch. - Come on in. What- What's with the broads?
Why don't you just get out of my car?
Dicktowel.com.
Finally, there's an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats.
That woman looks like a stone-cold bitch, and you know it.
Okay. I hate to disappoint you, but I am not having an affair.
Mmm, let me think about that.
Oh, yeah? Then why do you turn your wife's picture away from your desk...
Oh, why? Do you have another copy?
Kiss it.
a hundred percent of the merchandising.
How about a shot?
Okay! Yeah!
but men will buy the underwear for their women in a bar...
- That never happened. - It happened!
Oh. So I did one of those.
The woman in the room right next to him...