Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is this hot enough for you?

cool off a little...

Will, please. Be straight with me.

# Start me up #

Artie and Brittany went out. He sort of dumped her. Now he sort of wants her back.

# You live for the fight when that's all that you've got #

You're like a mashup.

# Let's run away and don't ever look back #

You want me to sign it into your palm?

I know I can be a little intimidating sometimes...

There we were making out, Beiste.

Do not mess with me!

but there's this Neanderthal who's made it his mission to make my life a living hell.

is the opposite of everything we're trying to achieve in here.

# You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream #

All right, guys. Let's move.

Now, obviously for this medley to work...

I don't get it. You know, I'm the coach here, Will...

How about a little somethin'-somethin'?

You were such a terrible spy, we thought it was sort of endearing.

Because, up until yesterday, I had never been kissed.

# Let's go all the way tonight #

It's the simplest thing.

We've gotta bring the noise hard this time.

All right, guys. Let's get down to business.

Besides you sneaking in here to peek at my junk?

When you wrote "hanging with a crip" on your probation application...

This is garbage! I've been doing my community service.

What the hell was that about?

- I am talking to you! - The girls' locker room's next door.

The boys beat us the last time we competed against them.

- Kurt and I would like to talk to you about something. - I gotta go to class.

# You live for the fight when that's all that you've got #

Holy crap. There's, like, 300 bucks in here.

I can take that when you're ready.

I'm gonna have to go straight to the wound care center.

# You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream #

# Sayin' let's get together and feel all right #

to get you guys jazzed about sectionals last year...

We need to go public with your pain...

Really? Because it looks like you're gonna be mad, no matter what I say.

I know how you feel.

All of us are scarred by high school.

Well, he's not coming out any time soon.

like you're some kind of dog they can't wait to kick the crap out of.

And for you guys to abuse that, even in private...