Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lets people know we're not doing it for free.

# Don't break my- Don't break my heart #

- Wait. Seriously? - Damn straight.

you could easily become assistant manager at a rendering plant.

I mean, I am, but these two have girlfriends.

# Now every February #

Give me six weeks. If you don't ace your geometry midterm...

On the first day, three gangbangers jumped me...

But we're just thinking about it. It's not like we're actually making fun of her to her face.

I got out of juvie early because I agreed to do community service.

Watch your tone with me, missy. You crap on my leg, I'll cut it off.

Are you kidding? Brittle bones.

Relax. I'm here to take care of you. You're my boy now.

Yeah. Every straight guy's nightmare:

# But is her sweet expression #

- All right. - Yeah!

I just think about the opposite of what I'm doing.

- Thanks again for coming. - Don't worry about it. Just let me do the talking.

Congratulations, Will.

Look. Can we talk about this in private?

We sort of figured out that picturing Beiste while making out...

Yeah. We just wanted to apologize for hurting your feelings.

Wow. What a catch. Can't believe I ever let you go.

but tuition at Dalton's sort of steep, and I know that's not an option for everybody...

# We can dance until we die #

No, you calm down! All of you calm down!

I've never been kissed, Will.

# There is one question I'd really love to ask #

I gotta go. I'll see you in Glee Club.

You really think I'm pretty, Will?

That's the opposite of what we want. The football team is actually winning.

Yeah. Take it easy, Kurt.

- So, what exactly is going on? - The Warblers.

And you need to give him a piece of your mind-

# The way you turn me on #

I'm just a girl.

- Spies! - Lighten up.

I'm just trying to stick to the lesson plan, which is proving nearly impossible...

Dude. How do you stand that cold tub?

I say we do a whole AC/DC medley.

It tends to shut the school down for a while.

So there I was, at juvie, in the breakfast line in the mess hall...