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# Let's go all the way tonight #
You two show up at Breadsticks tomorrow night around 7:00...
# You and I will be young forever #
# I'm-a get your heart racing in my skintight jeans #
- So go get her. - It's not that simple.
This is so badass.
I'm not challenged in the least here.
And- And people like us-
# Oh #
Why? I thought you loved it there.
I'm gonna have to sing lead...
our second-annual boys versus girls tournament.
- # Think it over # - # Free your mind #
You kissed me.
A little something-something always leads to something more.
- Do it. - Don't push me.
- The senior commons. - Right.
Well, you gotta put yourself out there, try online dating.
I really like hanging out with you, so...
Fine.
- Now, if you'll excuse me. - ##
I guess 'cause last year was so bad.
- You want a piece of the Fury? - The Fury?
# Yeah #
Oh, my God!
And the other team to beat, the Hipsters...
There's no chicks and no kosher meal options up in that place.
I've totally done that.
- # Before you break my heart # - # Before you break my heart, no, stop #
Helping? Since when does any one of you care about helping me?
But I ain't picking up trash along the freeway. That's ghetto.
We're stupid enough to come back here and relive that pain every day.
So we're going to dine and dash.
Who would rather be dry-humping She-Hulk.
Promise, hope.
Would you guys excuse us?
Do you guys want to go out to dinner tonight?
# Union's been on strike He's down on his luck #
Whatever. Just pay me back for the pasta.
Yeah. You really can't put a dollar amount on the value of talent plus fear.
- Do you want some 200-pound- - Looks like I found my mailman.
I said say my name.
Running out without paying was a stupid idea.