Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

or you can refuse to be the victim.

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Coach said to give you this.

I don't know what that is, but if I find out it's bad...

- Right? - Yeah.

and you clearly like women who give you a hard time.

This may be the opportunity I've been waiting for.

and if we don't find hotter chicks to date tonight, we might show up.

# Start me up #

And now, if you'll excuse me-

# Is there a place for the hopeless sinner #

Here's what you missed on Glee.

Like a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head.

We totally get that now.

I swear I'll buy you all the waffles you can eat.

Why don't you have a seat.

they're gonna send me back to juvie.

Of course it's personal. Look. Coach Beiste is like us- like Glee Club.

I'm 40, and I haven't even taken those baby steps yet.

I don't care! If you're on this football team, you'll wear a cup.

Shouldn't we be studying geometry? Aren't you failing?

Can I ask you guys a question?

- I was kind of mean to her when I blew her off. - This is perfect.

For what it's worth, my kids feel awful.

- First, the a cappella choir...

I didn't stand up.

Now I- I think I want her back.

You think The Nutcracker is just a musical?

# Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear #

The lead guitarist drops his pants at every concert.

Give one of those old ladies a good-luck pat on the rear, it'll shatter her pelvis.

Remember. Don't trust your instincts.

# Don't ever look back #

I let bullies chase me away, and it is something that I really, really regret.

# Who has hurt all mankind just to save his own #

and instead, they just got mean.

Come to the choir room, tomorrow at 4:00.

# When you look at me #

Sam and Quinn are sort of a couple, and so are Mike and Tina.

- Think about how hurt she'd be. - It's not personal.

You're Watching Glee On Fox

Nah. Screw this.

The idea of the assignment was to do the opposite of what we normally do.