Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go bother her. You want to be inside or outside?
Look, we think you got something.
[ALL CHEERING]
So how much longer you got in, uh, psychology?
- Are you going to weigh in on that too? - No.
- What are you doing here? - You know me. Always making new friends.
No, sir, no, ma'am.
I can't have him host.
[GATE OPENING THEN CLOSING]
Huh?
It's getting lame. I want to get out of here.
I don't know if he lost it, or if he's just being a fucking kid.
[MIKE CHUCKLES]
Look at where I am now.
It should be noted in there. He said he was going to put it in.
I can't? Okay.
- Yeah. I think he said something about that. - Yeah.
My sister got it for me, ha, ha from Target, I think.
You don't have anything else to say? You want to add onto that?
WOMAN: No. No, not like that. - Heh.
You don't look like a strong safety.
It's like the initiation. Lord of the Flies. Come on.
Yeah.
Bring him in and have his talents be shown to the universe.
I started cheating in the seventh grade just to entertain myself.
Can I get an amen on that?
JOANNA: That's a cool table. Where'd you get it?
Probably. That's what strangers do.
...they think they're owed a lot more than, uh, they deserve. So too bad. Bummer.
Biting the hand that feeds you, big dog, huh?
I can't have fucking union guys around here...
We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21.
NORA: We'd like to order.
America’s favorite neighbor
I hope you can dance. You still owe me. Come on.
MIKE: Fuck. BROOKE: Adam.
You know that better than anybody.
Ken, S&M routine. You up on that? Can you do that?
- What did you say? - What did you hear?
...and I knew when I saw him, I just knew I had to bring him in.
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO]
GIRL: I know.
No, I'm at, uh-- I don't know, I'm at this party.
BROOKE: Mike, hello.
- Get the-- - Ha, ha.
And you put on your post that you'd tiled houses before?
How about I, uh, come scoop you up? I can bring you a present.
What would Tall Paul say, huh?
Uh, so you brought them here?
Hot damn. It feels good to be back on that fucking horse again.
BROOKE: It's very you.
Our feature presentation, the one and only...
[SAL SIGHS]
Old friend
All right?
LIZ: Then we'll be there too.
Just tell him what props you need. I'll help him set them up later.
- That's right. - Whoo.
DALLAS: All right? It's not a fucking hobby. This is a serious business I'm running.
I'm bringing him home.
- It's true. - And I can't get drunk.
...if you're gonna turn your back on a sandbar party.
MIKE: Way cooler.
- Tsk. - Good?
- Mm-hm. MIKE: Mm-hm, muah.
All right? That's it. That's all you got to do.
DALLAS: Motherfucker. What the fuck, man? Tarzan.
ADAM: Shit, dude. MIKE: You're lucky we got out of there.
- You want me to come up with something? - Fuck, yeah.
Yeah, I decided to stay in town.
Now, Mikey got a pipe you gonna love
I'm gonna pay you back every last cent. I want you to know that.
One, two, three, stick.
Fuck, man. I was nowhere.
You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?
MIKE: Where'd you get them?
MIKE: I love it. TITO: Hey, where's the Kid? Kid. Kid.
All right?
Look, get ready to work, big boy. It ain't gonna be that easy every time.
Hey, fuck off.
I can't thank you enough.
The problem is it doesn't open until 6 a.m.
That'll work.
- You lost it? - I'm sorry, man.
KEN: It's okay. Go ahead, man.
So the Kid said something about breakfast.
I thought you were out of town, like, forever.
- You gonna come to the show tonight? - No.
- Uh, hi. Do I know you? - Hi.
You hear me?
Whoa, brother.
I got a couple loopholes I got to get through...
...he accused me of stealing. So I fucking quit.
Ah.
...as they were throwing beer bottles at our heads.
The police. How long you been a cop?
Oh.
What? I'm sorry.
- Are you ready to be the man? - Yes, I'm ready.
America’s Favorite Neighbor
...in a fistfight with his coach in the first hour of the first day.
MIKE: Hi.
What do you say, baby boy? You want one?