Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on. Let's go. We're going to celebrate.

What the fuck are you doing taking--? Front from Tobias?

Honestly, the list goes on.

[BROOKE LAUGHING]

DALLAS: Ken, nice fucking robot.

DALLAS: Let's fucking get it on right now. Let's go.

Can I, uh, um...?

Seniority don't mean shit around here, man.

GIRL: I went to the convention. TITO: Yeah, uh, Robert Kiyosaki.

Look, don't, uh, they just say stupid shit sometimes. Don't let them bother you.

[GIRLS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

Heh, what are you, a 12-year-old in the locker room?

[SINGING] I do know and I've been told

MIKE [WHISPERING]: I don't know.

- What are you guys planning on doing tonight? - Ha, ha.

This next performer who's coming out...

And that is: To my best friend.

In oh many ways you all became my wife

So I just don't-- I'm just trying to figure out...

Eyes on you. You are their vision. So, what do you do?

...and then I'll swoop in.

Can you touch this?

- What? - Come here. Come here.

He's coming back, man.

There's one thing you gotta know

BROKE [WHISPERING]: Yeah. It's-- Yeah. MIKE: It is?

TOBIAS: If you want, I can talk to my guys and we can try to get him another day.

You see, baby, you're not just stripping.

...until he can figure out something out.

Ah, Big Dick, keep it fucking hanging low.

[WOMEN LAUGHING]

And when the time's right, then you'll know it.

No, no, no. Is that what he told you? A hundred?

NORA: Angels. KEN: Angels. Okay.

Right. I, uh, actually...

Last one, ladies. Can you touch this?

I'm not trying to tell him what to do. I just don't like it.

I'm sorry, that used to be 10.

And to bright futures.

[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE]

[BROOKE LAUGHS]

A guy who has given me more in this lifetime than I could ever ask for.

That feeling.... That must be a really crazy feeling to be on-stage...

- Oh, my God. What are you doing here? JOANNA: Hey.

MIKE: Yeah. That's the point. It's a thong.

[DALLAS GRUNTS]

Look, I've been saving for six years.

And there ain't nothin' I can do about it That's fo' sho

Just try not to forget about the normal people.

- I don't know why more people don't do that... DALLAS: Hm?

No. You-- When you're on-stage, it all makes sense.

She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar.

Get out of my head.

ADAM: Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got.

Heh, yeah, we were actually laughing. I had a pretty good laugh about it.

DALLAS: Well, lookie here what the cat dragged in.

You just need to relax. You're acting fucking crazy. And I get it.

I'll always love you more

Come on, Kid. It's all right.

One Pepsi a day. Read the cooler.

Pulled a one-on-one with that chick.

I need to talk to you about that, heh. The foreman, uh...

What are you gonna do?

Come on. Let's make up.

- I'm Liz. Hi. - Hi, Liz.

You already lost your virginity. All you got to do now is get good at it.

- Okay. How about just get the fuck out? - No problem.

Hand them these. Tell them they get in free at the door.

What could we do with seven hours?

I can't thank you enough. NNY

Fuck that mirror like you mean it.

[CAR HORN HONKING]

I can't thank you enough.