Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I fucking....
KEN: You're gonna fucking love this one. ADAM: Yeah.
Start right fucking now. Let's make it fucking count.
Paul?
So you're here to help us out?
Fuck. Okay, dude. Hey.
I didn't mean to do that. I didn't want to fuck it up. I promised...
- Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? - Whoo.
MIKE: Yeah. No, for sure.
...I just need you to know that...
...tip you out at the end of the night...
What are you looking at Dallas for? Don't. Look at them.
[SQUEAKS]
A chip shot away. Fuck, yeah.
ADAM: Is it free?
Let's give it up for the Kid. Popped his cherry on-stage tonight.
I'll take care of him. You should stick around, though.
Ran into him at Ybor. Those two little pretty ones over there...
Am I Magic Mike right now talking to you?
Uh, no. I'm, uh...
[CROWD CHEERING]
They'd be running around in little rattlesnake diapers and shit.
I talked to your sister as you were dry-humping a girl, yes.
That's an easy if, because he will be there.
ADAM: It's gone. - That's great.
Oh, by the way, I got this for you. Uh, just for gas and shit.
I'm sorry that I fucked it up.
We were going to swing by IHOP on the way--
Okay. All right, I'm not exactly....
America’s favorite neighbor
Oh, it's 7 in the morning. I hate fun.
No.
Lockdown Magic Mike The Original
Behavior analysis.
MIKE: Fuck off. TOBIAS: I'm so sorry, primo.
- You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Uh, yes, I would.
[WOMEN CHEERING]
Heh, I don't know, man. Fucking like a hundred.
CARLA: You are a bad friend.
[KEN AND TITO TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
All, uh, I'm asking for is a good deal.
He fucking did it too.
Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur?
I swear, I thought you were going to shit the bed, but you, heh, actually did it.
I can't thank you enough. .
He said you would forego the credit check if I brought in a healthy down payment.
ALL: What he got down low fits like a glove
Ah, who's this?
What's the thing you came up to do?
BROOKE: Mike. - All right. Hold on.
Where are you from?
No, no, no. You are coming too. Don't even try.
Let's go, heh.
MIKE: Where's George and the guys?
Uh, me, please?
- Are you serious? - Yeah.
Custom furniture? So you must be really good with your hands.
ADAM: Brooke!
Can't have a 19-year-old on the fucking street.
- Yeah? What's your name? - Kim.
SAL: They fucked me and took another gig last minute. So I got these guys.
...giving you the cue before each act.
Oh, you're all right, man. You're all right.
I'm sorry. Are we fucking your reputation up?
DALLAS: Come on. Everybody. Line up, line up, line up.
But I'm going to be here.
What was your name? I can't remember. What was it?
Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold
JOANNA: Okay.
If you could wake up and do the one thing that would make you the happiest....
MIKE: Uh, he should be upstairs.
Yeah, okay.
So, what kind of rates am I looking at?
That did a good job, didn't it?
I am 21, yes.
MIKE: Where is he?
No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying she's a little uptight.
And as you can see, he was due today.
It's entrepreneur actually. It's, uh, French.
Fourth of July, nuts-on-your-head wake-up call, let's go. Come on.
[MIKE CHUCKLES]
Did you see it?
Heh, yeah, um, um....
- Get out, Adam. - I'll be out in a minute, please. One sec.
Waiting for our time to make our move, take our show global.
I get it. I don't know how I fit into this whole mix, either.
Uh....
Um, you are currently the manager of an automotive accessories business?
Citrus Springs.
Oh, my God. Come on, let's do one more. One more, come on.
I need you doing the sailor routine tonight. I got four tables of Navy wives stageside.
MIKE: I ate a Kappa just like this. I ate a Kappa. I ate a Kappa.
I gave that, uh, college thing the college try. Didn't quite work out.
It's women, money and a good time.
Okay. Cool.
...we will no longer be the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.
Ladies, yeah, I'm talkin' to you