Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's up, dude?

You guys are really.... Have a great time.

Why is he giving you pills? How many?

TITO: Still got it.

(GIRL CHUCKLING)

Gentlemen? Everybody's 21 here?

Where are you going?

No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples. Y'all have a great time.

We got to do something. Mikey, what you got?

I'm not exactly sure what that is just yet...

This is a good thing. In that case, I would love to get some breakfast.

No. I got the fire-phobia issue.

What's Dallas's deal, man? Is he, uh, a good guy?

I would do it, but-- I don't think they're going to do it, bro.

I've been trying to, this whole time--

- BROOKE: No, that's okay, heh. MIKE: Heh.

And tonight, he's going to be right here on this stage...

- Great. What's up, man? Mike. - Ryan.

Take your hood off. Try to look a little more-- Tuck your fucking shirt in.

I'm not paying you. Not for these little visits, at least.

ADAM: My backpack. We have to go back. MIKE: Fuck your backpack.

I was just talking about talking and being friends.

I wasn't talking about you cooking it. He just said you like breakfast food.

You do not have the keys. Oh, shit, you do.

How'd you get this job, anyways?

It is not what it looks like.

...that's making the big move for you, isn't it?

But I'm glad you made that point. It's very insightful, actually.

- You're gonna come. - No.

- Heh. - Hang on. What the fuck are you doing?

I'm a medical assistant. I process nurses' paperwork.

- ...that in my head, like just now. - Ha, ha.

You can ask him if any of his friends have any job openings.

...brought the funds for my down payment.

Go buy yourself fresh drawers.

ADAM: It's gone gone.

I don't know. You really want to discuss it?

- She, ha, ha, looked pissed. - Ha, ha, oof.

...that I really do think you might benefit from personally.

GIRL: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you kidding me? Keep your money. It's fine.

That's why I want to go to Miami.

TITO: Hey, Mike, yo.

He's wearing fucking tennis shoes. He doesn't know--

Plus the 50 that I owe you. All right?

Distressed? I'm distressed?

And then I'm a certified shrink. Six weeks. That's right.

Ah, I feel like I owe you. I can throw you 100 bucks...

I'm sorry, who said anything about that?

DALLAS: Take this front-row table right here, ladies.

[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT]

BROOKE: You don't believe in school at all?

I mean, the way you dance and the way the women respond to you....

I don't know, just like get some food?

All right. Easy, rattlesnake.

Tobias fronted me pills. Sell them off for some extra cash.

There you go, bro.

JOANNA: Heh, did you say social studies?

...our props before we go out on-stage.

That look ashy to you?

[MIKE CHUCKLES]

[CROWD CHEERING]

Tonight. And listen up.

That's good to know.

- Oh, heh, wow. Fuck. - Ha, ha.

TARZAN: Cosmonaut. RICHIE: He's the second one.

All right, come here.

I'm ready, man. I'm ready, huh.

I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good?

And I don't see a cop in sight.

Let's give it up for the last time on this stage.

Are you shaving your fucking legs?

Right here. Michael Lane Custom Furniture Concepts.

- Don't do that... maybe? - Okay.

You ever, uh, tiled a roof before?

That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money.

ADAM: What's that?

Now look, you walked out on-stage, you looked like shit, all right?

Dude. This has no back.

TARZAN: So how do you know Mike?

Get right here. Move slow. Around.

If you want to talk, my door is always open, Mike.

By not telling him what to do? No. I just don't have a choice.

[KEN'S WIFE CHUCKLES]

Whatever her name was, she was fun.

[ADAM WHISTLES]

[GUNSHOTS OVER SPEAKERS]

So get out your purses and get ready to spend some motherfucking cash.

Ladies, everybody's 21 here?

He may have something, brother. He's young, good-looking....

Yeah, fucking Miami, man. Heh, fucking Miami.

You should sell these things.

Really? Tables and chairs, that kind of thing?

Like the people who exist in the daylight. The non-vampires.

Heh, I don't know. I guess I need a new plan.

I'm not a bad friend.

- Don't be mad. - I'm not mad.

Why do you think I'm doing all these stupid businesses...

You only have a cherry pop one time.

You know about the roofing, and I got a mobile-detailing thing.

- No. Sorry. - All right.

It actually was. You know, I go a few times a week, if you want to come with us.