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- How much money? - Yeah.

Dude, I don't want to spray your leg.

How about you're forgetting 25 percent more genius?

There were some fives in there.

Okay uh, good talk.

MIKE: Fuck your pills. You're going to have to eat it.

MIKE: What? TOBIAS: Ten grand.

I will be as soon as the banks start making the competitive rates and loans.

Come on, you ain't--

Yeah. What, are you gonna steal a bunch of my shit or something?

When I saw something is when you got off-stage.

The first man in outer space...

He's going to help us out tonight.

I don't care what your preferences are.

I only have one thing to say.

- Preferences? BROOKE: I just want to talk to you about--

Fuck sorry. You got to take care of this.

Ken, the housewives are gonna love you down there.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah?

- Not me. Her. BROOKE: Heh.

Look, that's not even why I came by. I just--

Yeah. Uh, so I know, uh, Joanna from the club. Uh, she came up--

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- Heh. - This is okay?

- Nice to meet you. - You too. I like your bikini.

DALLAS: Now, that means you too, Tarzan. Come on, big boy...

MIKE: Hey, back the fuck up. We got to go. Let's go. Adam, let's go.

Miami, ah, is looking good.

Look, don't, uh, they just say stupid shit sometimes. Don't let them bother you.

BROOKE: Adam, I need to fucking talk to you.

You really just came down to see little brother?

That was dangerous shit you pulled tonight...

MIKE: Yeah. Dallas is.... Dallas is Dallas.

ADAM: We'll figure it out. It's fine.

Chicks are gonna go fucking crazy over this, man.

I'm gonna do my inventory. If I come up short, I'm coming right to you.

- Paradise. - Heh.

Heh, hey, baby girl, what are you doing?

- Is that a tattoo over there too? - Yeah.

- They were my grandma's. - They were not your grandma's.

Look, I'm going to go, okay? Um, but I'll give you a call?

Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight.

MIKE: How many? CARLA: Eight or nine?

Your sister was there.

How much money did you make tonight?

KEN'S WIFE: I love you too.

You are that dreamboat guy that never came along.

ADAM: Yeah. MIKE: Go talk to her.

...of boots and thongs and sailor hats and tube socks. And I am fucking--

TITO: Hit them with the long arm of love, baby.

No. You guys sound like you got a lot to talk about.

MIKE: Mm-hm. DALLAS: That's all you got to say?

Yeah, I'm shaving my legs.

So, Miami, huh?

Yeah, I believe you...

TARZAN: I'm just saying you always put up a fight.

...Russian. Yuri Gagarin.

I don't know, you were standing six feet away from me. You heard me.

- And my, uh, cut of the door. - Yes, sir.

MIKE: Heh, right.

He didn't like breakfast food?

I'm sorry. What's her name?

MIKE: We're gonna get fucked up tonight, right?

...that's ever been in outer space, living or dead.

ADAM: Hey, man.

I don't want to fucking be some 40-year-old stripper.

- ...on some girl's chest. - Adam, I see what's happening here.

TOBIAS: Come on, let's go.

If you like to get a wee bit crazy, why don't you come down and see the show?

I'll always love you more than you know

- Tito, call them Cubano cousins, huh? TITO: They on their way, baby.

The only thing's that distressed is y'all.

ADAM: Dude. You're a fucking stripper? MIKE: Ha-ha-ha.

Should you order a pie that feeds 8-10?

She studied psychology and she came up to do, uh....

Everybody, this is the Kid. Y'all can thank me later.

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Richie, the, uh, fire-breathing gig, huh? You up for that?

My cell? Fuck my cell. What are you fucking doing, man?

- You want some stripper wisdom? - Okay.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgot to ask for the money...

But tonight you took a chance and it paid off. I like that.

I'll show you what you're gonna do. Now, let's go to the basics.

Thank you. You too.

But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house tonight.

I just can't drive tonight. I've been driving all weekend.

Well, he had a football scholarship.

- Well, now you do. - Okay? Heh.

You can't get drinks? That's no excuse. That's a bad friend you got.

ADAM: Hey, uh, what about--?