Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is Tobias. He is our resident DJ.
Ha, this is so much bullshit.
Clean the fucking toilets, whatever.
Uh, here's to, um, our children. May they have rich fucking parents, heh.
- Ha, ha. MIKE: I'll say something to him.
Haha! Come on! Let’s go! Sand bar party!
MIKE: Come on. We gotta stop fighting like this.
No questions asked, owe me.
- I said everything I needed to say. - You had a lot to say yesterday.
I've been telling y'all this is going to be a special night for a long time.
I literally was just thinking...
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
What was her name again?
Come on, primo. The guys I'm rolling with, they ain't about fucking paperwork, man.
I'm getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink.
[TARZAN WHOOPING]
...to clients who score below our credit threshold.
MIKE: No. I'm sorry, and if I was, what the hell are you going to do about it?
ADAM: Uh, wet? Heh.
We went in on a whole pack, hombre. A whole pack.
Done. Adam, wake the fuck up. Adam, please.
Man, we're gonna look back in 20 years. You're gonna be dead, probably...
I, uh....
I just need to talk.
BROOKE: I have the keys. MIKE: She's got the keys. We got to go.
...the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.
BROOKE: A sorority?
- Hi. - Hi.
Are you fucking with me right now?
So I'm going to see you again?
MIKE: Nora.
Hey.
Take your clothes off.
Can you make it rain, ladies? Can you make it rain?
You guys need to stop already.
Two-thirty? That's good, man.
You know, I gotta go commando today because someone...
- The happiest? - Yeah, money aside.
KEN: Good job, man.
But I think I see a lot of haters in this house tonight
Hey Juice. Because if you drink the whole bottle, Hey. You'll like it, man.
MIKE: It's going good? BROOKE: Yeah, it's good. Just, heh, go on.
- Hey, man. MIKE: Yo.
Happy, heh, Birthday, heh, pfft.
Did you just...? I want to clear something up. Did you just take my advice?
DALLAS: All right, ladies. So we know we made fire.
Is Adam here?
...when you came by this morning, Adam hadn't told me what you did for him.
Motherfucker. How many fucking times, huh?
MIKE: Are you a nurse?
Jesus Christ, you better have some epic plans...
She is actually the Kid's brother.
Fuck. Look where I was three months ago.
- I promise, man-- - I mean, owe me.
- Uh. - Make sure you massage it in good.
I don't think you need that in your life, bro.
- You are a bad friend. - I'm trying.
I mean, I saw the connection between the two of you.
ADAM: Who is that?
Absolutely. Michael Lane.
When I have a kid, I'm going to set him in front of the TV...
MIKE: It's just G. It's basically like getting drunk without all the calories.
We all had to do it, man.
Ooh, ooh, ooh
We know we got fire, now we got to make it rain.
ALL: Yes. RICHIE: Amen.
Lucky to be.
[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT]
[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT]
Come on.
Can you please spread your legs for me, ma'am?
[HOOFBEATS APPROACHING]
MIKE: No. It's not my style, but, uh, somebody should do it. It's cool.
TITO: He went back to take a piss. He should be back any second.
Yeah.
- Hey, Mike. - Huh?
- So how do you know my brother? MIKE: Uh, he's on my roofing crew.
What are you doing here?
Oh, no, it didn't bother me.
This is really how we're going to end this? Are you fucking serious?
- Don't try it. Yeah. DALLAS: Capiche?
...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys.
Just find your own way back. I got the keys, right?
I'll come save you in a minute. Get out of here.
- You did not have to do that. - I didn't do it for him.
It's a little mixture. In, uh, Miami, we call it Hey Juice.
He's gone.
You are worth the cash you pry out of their fucking purses.
I'm not-- Am I Magic, uh--?
- You made that? - Hmm?
Not as much as I do.
...and I know you're basically a good person.
We got a sorority in like a half hour.
I don't know, I can maybe sign over the van...
Ah, um, look, I'm not going to Miami.
We have a lot of friends here. Can they come too?
MIKE: That's just some old shit that blew up on a beach after the last hurricane.
...were all hot and bothered, so I figured I'd bring him along.
You don't even know.
Someone will finish it, I think.
Why don't you just wear a tie?
Can I come with you?
Bringing you some fresher shit. Seeing as I'm getting equity and all.
What kind of cash you make at that?
It's okay with me, man. She loves it.
[EXCISION AND DATSIK'S CALYPSO PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
All right. All right.
RICHIE: Ha, ha, just fucking with you. Sit down.