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No, no, no.
No, that's fine. He's starting to act like a real punk.
Can you ever touch this?
Is it dead?
...of Miami prime-time beachfront real estate, motherfuckers.
- I can do anything. - We're setting up our own shit as it is.
BROOKE: Is that my razor?
- He can't dance for shit. - Cannot dance for shit, that is teachable.
I might need to check some IDs, unfortunately.
Did you give some Ecstasy to my girl?
MIKE: Mm-hm. - Okay.
Big cock
Fucking concentrate.
- So are you in business? Why aren't you? - Heh.
TITO: I know what we could do: Anaconda Part 3.
Let's go. Let's go.
Adam, it's for you.
Yeah.
Happy 21st. I'd buy you guys a shot if I--
DICK: My good friend, Andy. TITO: Ha, ha.
- Genius, Kid. - How we do tonight, Mikey?
But after that it's gonna be all green lights.
Get in the chopper. John Connor, come with me.
Don't fuck with me. You're like my son.
I didn't-- He did that himself.
You're the last person that I--
What are we thinking? Yes, no, maybe?
I'm not sure. I think he's with Nora.
- What--? - Eh, Mike sold it up real nice.
Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered.
- I don't like being mad at you. - Look at that face.
MIKE: That's perfect, actually.
- I think that was something I said to you. - What, you want some credit?
Are you sleeping!
They could have been.
Ain't time for a fucking fag joke in here, boy. I'm talking about money.
- Yeah, he's in here. - Okay. Cool.
DALLAS: Heeey-ah!
See?
MIKE: Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about. All right?
Thanks, bro. I owe you.
No, it's.... No, it's, heh....
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING AND CHEERING]
- I hope you're ready for this shit. - Ha, ha.
The one, the only, your very own, the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.
You got your ID? Heh. You're not drinking a Shirley Temple tonight, are you?
KEN: I said my wife's tits are awesome.
Rule 1: No large gatherings from multiple households
- You just said you liked the show. - Doesn't mean I'm gonna go again.
- Thanks for that. - Heh.
[CHUCKLES]
That must have been, uh, really enlightening.
BROOKE: Hey, brother bear.
DALLAS: E-Q-... - Say it.
ADAM: No, you don't understand. It has my fucking pills.
- Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. - Whoo.
All right, Kid.
ADAM: Uh, yeah. Strong safety.
We could use some more youth on the team.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
- Seven-point-five across the board-- - You meant to say 10, didn't you?
Don't worry, man, you're gonna earn your keep.
Sure. Sure.
- What's that, man? - That look ashy?
BROOKE: Is it yours?
We, uh, worked together on construction.
All right.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
You want me to say something to him?
Mike, I think the question is, do you believe it?
- Right now? - Right now. Take them off.
And, uh, yeah. Have fun. Make yourself at home, Kid.
"I'm Looking At Longevity. This Is Fun For Now, I'm Not Gonna Be..."
KEN: We are blessed. - They're gonna love you.
Every fucking one of them. Let's go.
DALLAS: Richie, that's fucking microsuede, man.
KEN: My wife's tits are awesome, right?
[SNIFFS]
Um....
BROOKE: Adam.
- That pig is so fucking cute. WOMAN: Heh.
Huh, Tarzan. Did you know they made trees tall enough to swing from Tampa...
...going to do whatever Adam wanted to do.
I'm not putting that out there. Negative energy.
Oh, Adam, how you doing? This is Mike. You guys are gonna be working together.
RICHIE: Boo-yah! - Heh.
Uh, apparently the knock-off place.
Name and Social.
You're kidding me.
[CLEARS THROAT]
- Are you calling me like a dog? MIKE: What, huh?
How's that going, heh?
Soldiers, sound off
[BROOKE LAUGHING]
- No. - Fuck.
Bye.
Fuck, man.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I thought he was going to go take a piss and he went out the back door.
Can you throw me, uh, that shirt right there?
TITO: Let's go, we're up.
I'm gonna do it for 20 bucks an hour.
Um.... It's good. It's good.