Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What?
-It was kind of funny. -It wasn't funny at all!
You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.
Pretty nice, huh? Now who's a pushover?
Good idea. Know what's a bad idea?
-Did I meet him at Christmas? -Can I finish?
-You said, "drugs." -It's a vicious cycle. Get out!
This is wrong. You know what else is wrong?
-Hey, guys. -Playboy printed my joke!
It's kind of embarrassing. I mean, I was an actor, now I'm a waiter.
You're not invited to lunch!
Didn't work on Mom, it's not gonna work on us.
Flexible hours.
No, I'm leaving to get my hair dyed.
The doctor is a monkey.
No way, I'm not answering that.
You're a little high maintenance.
And put on your apron.
I have the best boyfriend.
Want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch at his place?