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to "African-Americans."
Yep, a lot of lives would change.
No need to make a big deal out of it.
Pen straw.
- Now, who are you really afraid of? - The fatty.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, Perry, great shirt!
This isn't really gonna work for me. I can't do it. I can't.
Meet me in the caf in half an hour.
made me think of my mom and how much she probably misses me.
Any second now, he's gonna walk through that door, lost in his thoughts.
Except I don't like that cola.
Nice to meet you.
You're taking me to the movies. Get on the ball.
Well, your new computer should be here tonight.
bad vampires, don't do that anymore
But with me it's usually, "Mop that floor. Clean that counter.
Elliot is a blonde, 108-pound ski pole from a cul-de-sac in Connecticut.
She's just a little weird, Elliot. I can handle weird.
- Love you too, Mom. - [Phone rings]
I'm not kidding myself. I don't have the most important job in the world,
I am gonna fix your computer.
You are glowing.
[Janitor] Know what? The hell with it. It feels good to get a little attention.