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[J.D.] Turk and Carla were converting my old bedroom into a nursery,
You know I'm down to play ball,
Dr. Reid will kill me when she finds out about this.
You know, I've accepted the fact that you're useless around here.
If Junior gets scared, he can always climb into bed with us.
Hey, Janitor!
Nurse Mophead, who? You have a mophead.
Nah.
And quite frankly, I always thought they should change "Colored People"
This cost $60.
You dragged me to dinner and made me play Scrabble all night.
[Computer] Why does he call you a girl's name?
- Morning, weirdo. - Lonnie.
I'm a bit of an inventor. I'm gonna show you my latest one:
- Jesus? - That's him.
Don't sweat it.
Did I ever thank you for all the help that you've given me over the years?
[Yelling]
Hate to bother you, but could you explain again,
You'll finish building that crib like you promised.
Stop provoking that bear."
If you want to see it, break up and wait a couple of weeks.
- Let's go. - Take ball.
Let's go!
[J.D.] Thinking about Turk and Carla becoming parents
Because you definitely got where you are on your own.
Maybe you could just try a little harder not to make things worse.
[J.D. Over monitor] I can't get this crib together.
We'll still have fun, go to bars, go dancing...
Now I've got to go meet my husband at the bus station