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to this year's honoree, Dr. Kevin O'Connell.
Nobody likes that.
My pornography.
You look great. How have you been?
and say, "I already got the job."
Why is "comedy" in quotes?
Okay, who likes impressions?
I feel great
Oh, this is good.
"Yeah, you don't need
Good morning, cubicle monkeys.
I like to snowboard.
Really? Just us?
Whoo!
Or if you want quicker results, you can write an e-mail,
print it up, and walk it over to my office.
Yeah, it is turnt up!
Oh, babe, that is so close to being a compliment.
450? Where'd you read that, the Botox Herald?
- I have this patient... - Well... well, Julie,
So, let's get into it.
the roof collapsed, shattering his shoulder.
Yeah.
Aww.
Ah-da-da. In the middle of something.
It's called satire, Damona.
How did it go?
Aww. See?
Welltopia banquet?
It doesn't work that way.
I'm the chief of thoracic surgery.
People, act like you've been there.
I'm supposed to ask if a guy named Kevin O'Connell
Kevin, this is so embarrassing,
Oh, because their skin is so tight
And I'm sure he'll be cool with it, too,
But you said she dumped you.
Okay, hot crowd. Hot crowd!
Wait, that crossed a line?
Molly was just telling me how she wants to be a doctor.
Oh, she's awesome. How's she doing?
Wow, that is some inspiring stuff.
She dated him and wound up with you?
so I invited him over for dinner.