Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tess was never my girlfriend.

Nah, I was busy with laughter.

What were you before you turned hideous?

Is there anything around here I can use to replace a giant's eye?

Wait, did you say one eye?

Don't you need something?

[Bean and Elfo screaming]

[all mumbling indistinctly]

I should have just told you the truth.

Hey! [chuckles]

Now let's greet our hosts.

[gasps] Weapons? You people have got to stop.

But now those things are gone and so are the ladies.

That's why I love her. She's so darn smart.

[slurring] What's the difference between a dwarf and an elf?

[Bean and Elfo grunting]

I think it's sweet you wanted to kiss me, but I'm just...

But the eye's not working yet.

That's not... [continues indistinctly]

I am not a monster. I'm a person, with thoughts and feelings.

Don't know how long that is, but you have three days.

'Cause I'll do anything. I can get you money.

Let me help you out. She's from a faraway land. We wouldn't know it.

None of this would've happened if you'd just told the truth.

Let's just all take another deep breath.

I'm talking about the cave. Just go.

someone far more repulsive than yours porkly.