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I know. So much swagger, right? He's, like, ugly-sexy.
Whoa. Are you the 9:30 bus to Twinkletown?
I thought you were just gonna give me a hunk of glass.
No, we don't have time.
He's sleeping with the chambermaid. And she's sleeping with the chambermaid.
- Are you coming, Roger? - [Roger] No, thanks!
Good idea.
[exclaiming]
♪ Sing a little softer We're in avalanche terrain ♪
Oh, my God. Cute cat.
[bugle blaring]
Yes, really far away.
Maybe a little behind the ears.
You all think I'm a big scary monster who's gonna go on a rampage.
But, no. No, not for this guy.
What?
Is your dinner poisoned? The answer may surprise you.
Elfo, it's okay, really.
Chicks love pathetic.
I don't know, man. There's something to that vision I had.
Take me with you. These savages don't deserve us.
She's my girlfriend.
- We gotta do something special for him. - [Luci] Let him sit on your lap at dinner.
Yeah, it's a drug. It makes you hallucinate.
You weren't trying to kiss me?
But you're already... All right.
Your nose is so beautiful. Everything's so unreal.
I lied because I was too insecure to admit I tried to kiss you.
Oh, come on. Everybody needs something.
You could eat a horse?
- No." - Hmm.
We don't want to upset the nice big lady, huh?
[yelling]
You're gonna send these knights to die on a quest
You help me keep up the charade a bit longer.
Good. Let me do it next time.
Want me to ask if you're gonna die alone, or are we good?
Tess, I'm so sorry about everything.
Does this voice sound familiar?
"Him?
[grunts] I never wanna think that thought again.
But I'm gonna need you to jump up and down. Like a monster.
He ate all the shrimp before you got here.
Elfo will need someone to dance with,
Man, if I was a dwarf, I'd run this town.
Oh, sorry. Didn't see you down there. What's shakin', bacon?
[Elfo sighs]
Me neither. Twinsies.
[all yelling]