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But that's not the point.
My father killed himself when I was 16.
Thank you for walking me home. I'm good from here.
-City! -City!
[fans singing "Blue Moon"]
-How's that not offside? -'Cause he was only passively offside.
Please call if you need me.
It's only one public appearance. It's decent money.
We got work to do.
Guys, guys! Three dots! Three dots, three dots.
which is, well, in a word, thrilling. Here it is.
for when I tell people I'm taking a shit.
[chuckles] …this could be something very special.
-[chuckles] -Whoo! Whoo, yeah!
You should listen to some of these. They are a hoot.
City move on to play Leicester in the final.
No. No. You are way too young. I mean, you're what, like, 24?
I will.
that I've been infecting you with the worst parts of me.
Go on, scoot your boot.
Oh, come on. You've got this. Get in there.
["Beware of Darkness" playing]
I need to reapply my lip liner.
Hello, Coach Lasso.
Uh, Ms. Welton. Uh, Rebecca. [chuckles]
Shit!
You just give me a holler if you need anything.
that we both happened to turn up to the same fabulous restaurant,
[players groan, chuckle]
[sighs] Yeah.
[man] Call 999. Someone call 999.
I told ya. Dick.
What we got back here? Hey.
Fill your boots! Go on!
[Denbo] City! City!
[people on TV chattering]
No. No, not right now. I need to get back inside to the team.
[whistle blows]
It's like Swan Lake.
Mine's not complicated. He's just a dick.
[player] Aw.
I'd rather 'em not.
-You have a lovely evening. -Yes. Thank you. You too.
And referees.
[groans]
When I left the match against Tottenham,
All right. Okay. So… [clears throat]
and women understand it requires time and focus.
Men don't know what that means
[Jamie] Yeah. Sorry.
I'm so proud of you, my son.
And actually, you know, I coached football.
Oh, well, she does have a concussion.
["Blue Moon" playing]
Tough to get my head around sometimes. Okay.