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It's okay. Good night, Ted.
There was one game this season where I was accidentally on mushrooms.
Shh!
[kissing]
Come on! Come on!
It's on me arse.
-You can run training. -Thank you.
It was 'cause I had a panic attack.
and for me, that is okay because what's worse is not to try at all.
FFFUUUCCCKKK...
-[breathes deeply] -[phone chimes]
And I'm perfectly capable of taking myself home.
I'm gonna hang up 'cause you're gonna go, yeah?
["Witness" playing]
Eh. What can I do for you, Jamie?
Well, I hope you get back on that horse. And by horse, I mean bicycle.
-But you have to put your heart out there. -[sighs]
I don't know. I haven't thought about it.
Oh, he's not my husband.
How bad is it?
Well… Guess that just leaves us two. I mean--
I just time them to look spontaneous.
with, like, a knife stuck in their eye or a torch stuck up their--
For next time.
[song continues]
It does not disappoint, does it?
We start again tomorrow.
[phone vibrates]
I appreciate that.
And because of you, I stand up to bullies.
-No. -Or, uh, subdural hematoma?
Oh, 2-nil! Boosh!
[Sharon] Please.
-[Arlo] Goal Manchester City! -Fuck!
-See what I mean? -Uh, I'm sorry, Dr. Fieldstone.
[gulping]
[Coach Beard] Hey, Coach!
Quand tu es une entrepreneure HPI et on te demande si tu veux redevenir salariee no no, never again
Oh, uh… tell her I say hello. [chuckles]
'cause a hospital policy don't stop.
My sister's at the hospital. She works in the emergency room.
Defend!
By all measures, it's not the cruelest prank ever played,
[groans]
-Good night. -Thank you.
[Ted] Gentlemen. Focus up.
[players chattering]
You all fancy now Drinking Oak milk, huh?
and y'all patch me up and I don't have to pay jack squat?
[ringing]
I-I pretend to get ideas in the moment,
I'm fine, thank you.
Yeah, bruv?