Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tap okay?
-[players groan] -[Will] Oh, my God!
Ooh.
That's not true.
Fine. But you better have fixed the wand.
-Is he alive? -Sorry, yeah. He's a living piece of shit.
Um… Can I get me dad and his two mates on the list for Wembley tickets, please?
-Here you go. There you go. -Thank you.
[Bridget] You know the only thing better than a patient being late
[players laugh, cheer]
Uh… What's-- What's wrong?
[Bridget] Of course, I'm right! Now, what are you going to do?
Oh, thank God for science!
Good. Now get out of here.
the mighty Manchester City.
this Richmond side were relegated by City in heartbreaking fashion.
[stammers] Okay, but-- but now we do, and this is not happening.
Oh, no. It's an own goal. And it's 4-nil.
-Uh, friendly colleagues. -I don't have a husband.
-[fans booing] -[blows whistle]
Uh, James Tartt.
I need to tell you all something.
Ted, it's Sharon. I can't come to the phone right now.
It doesn't matter.
in the FA Cup 5-nil with a parade of fantastic goals.
Switch it on, boy. Yeah, let's go, let's go.
If I spill anything, I'm next to everything I need to clean up.
Names?
Goodbye, Coach Lasso.
The setting for every young footballer's dreams.
What? Oh, God. Yeah, I'm fi-- I'm just--
[sighs] I'm so sorry, Ted.
[sighs]
[male TV announcer] Earlier, Manchester City routed AFC Richmond
[clipper buzzing]
You know, you had quite the scare today.
You know the influence you have on her.
Do you want to talk about it now?
So you pups had no chance.
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah. Of course.
-[Coach Beard] Time to go. -You wanna go? Let's have it.
No one cares if we swear. It's part of the job. It's encouraged.
[Rebecca] Jesus! Hello.
[fans cheering]
And this is our day to make history.
The point is you can't do that if you swear all the time.
It's ready to blow, it's under the arch, it's Wembley Stadium.
Fuck you.
but doing both the parts, uh, of Tony and Maria at the same time,
Right. I can't go in.
Everybody starts calling you "Dr. Sharon Horsewoman" or--
["Don't Look Back in Anger" playing]
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